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Shaved my beard and now Windows Hello doesn't recognize me. As if I wasn't regretting it enough as is...insult to injury HP, I'll remember this

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Why shave it bruh?

Screwed up trimming it so I figured what the hell, go clean shaven again. I hate it.

Just go in and improve recognition, it’ll rescan your face. Problem solved.

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