“She has tons of experience in social!” said the Out-of-Touch Boss

* Boss later realizes it was “social work” experience. After hiring her. To run social media. 😂

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“You see, I think social work is all about connecting with people on an individual level."

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Team her up with the copyrighter who used to work at the trademark office!

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Makes you wonder what kinds of questions were asked during the interview that she never figured That out

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I recall a CD sending out an office wide email declaring that, “our digital design needs have been answered.” As a junior at the time, I was excited and very curious as to who this new potential role model could possibly be. Turns out that this poor shmuck’s best “digital” piece was a terribly masked out shark placed in an ocean somewhere for some NatGeo piece. The hiring process should seriously account for more than one set of eyes and ears.

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on FB

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Jesus. H. Christ

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