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I wish I was attractive enough to be a fartrepreneur.

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HA! Made my day, P1! Not true, but I still like to hear it 😂😂😂

Would pay to smell at source

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You sound fun

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We’re living in Idiocracy for sure.

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Go away I'm 'batin!

I'm in the wrong field

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Her house must stank like dookie. 💩

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The things people do in this era to make money… infinite options - including being an influencer on TikTok and taking in thousands every month, living life.

… and then there are the accountants of the world.

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Good for her. Capitalism at its finest.

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She's also in the hospital people

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🧐I need a career change

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🤔need new Gucci flip flops

NFTs gonna be my new side gig

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Again, who is buying it 😳

Judging from posts on this bowl? “Associates” and “Consultants.” 😉

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Sounds like NFTs

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Is the Bonvoy app and site down?? Been trying all day to access... well guess I gotta call CS 🙁

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Are our minds, as asians, just wired differently?

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I’m at a hotel bar getting a drink while I wait for my hookup. Now I understand why hookers hang out at hotel bars. There are so many fish here to fry.

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I am so ready to return to the time when the biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit. Looks like the media is already starting again with Harris' pantsuit in Vogue.

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You can definitely tell which companies invest in their marketing performance and which don't, and it makes such a huge difference in brand image

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Has anyone ever made the transition from sales to marketing? I’ve done Business development for over 3 years now and I’m super excited to make the transition as sales is not my passion. Just curious if any classes I can take or other steps I can take to be ready for a marketing role. Thank you!

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Does anyone have tips for negotiating salary or other perks specifically at a nonprofit?
SDZWA has a large research side that many don’t know about but the pay is rubbish compared to other research organizations.

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Need some advice bc my work and personal life intertwine. Too much sometimes. Father is my boss. Wife is adamant that when folks come over they take off their shoes. Tried to ask my family...cont

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Which orgs allow to volunteer in their CSR activities even if you to not work in that org?

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if you get an offer, how many months after you clear background check can you push your start date to? does google usually require you to start in 1-2 months or can you push it to 4+ months?

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Hi what will be the take home if fixed is 14lpa and 18lpa respectively?

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With respect to EPAM Anywhere . With the flexy (bench pay)/ fixed pay structure being optional and upto the candidate to join. What are other differences between EPAM Anywhere and EPAM Systems ?

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How frequently, if at all, are direct admit partners / MDs offered a signing bonus at B4?

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McKinsey & Company Any McKinsey & Company 🐠’s know the agenda for ‘Discover’ events and how best to prepare? TIA

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I’m new to bonds so apologies if the question seems basic.
I’d like to buy a bond etf through a brokerage account and would like to know how does the dividend and dividend yield work exactly.
For BND, the dividend is 0.15 and the yield is 2.2%. Does it mean that for every BND I purchase I will receive 0.15 USD on a yearly basis?
And are these dividends distributed yearly from the date the bond etf is purchased? Or are they pro-rated somehow? Also do the dividends fluctuate with bons etf price?

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Hello everyone,

Can anyone give me an idea of well are the hikes while joining in Capgemini and after at what interval of time there are best chances of increment.

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How many of you roll/ use MDMA ? If so how often?

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Deloitte Boiz, New to the firm currently at DLaunch.
Perdiem or do we charge actual for internal events?

My old firm charged Perdiem for internal but never for projects

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What’s the common etiquette for waiting for a recruiter to call you back? Recruiter called me yesterday & left voicemail to call her back. I called back less than 5 mins later and left a voicemail, but didn’t get a call back. Tried calling one more time at the end of the day but no answer. Still haven’t heard anything today. Should I keep waiting or try calling again or send an email? Don’t want to be too aggressive but also want to hear their update & hopefully schedule next round interview

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I must confess I am looking for the mysterious 27yo DC Data Analyst whose post disappeared here; find me

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Can we start screening b school history along with job applications now 🥴

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I miss my ex :/ I broke up with him and I know it was right decision, but it still sucks.

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Just had 4 fried over-easy eggs and 4 slices of white toast for breakfast. I think I’m done eating for the day.

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Just went to a local GMC/Buick dealership and saw the most badass large SUV from GMC, think the name started with a Y. Have no idea what it’d be called though - please help

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I was today years old when I found out Janssen, Johnson & Johnson, and SC Johnson are 3 separate companies

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Rate this body on a scale of 1-10

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I love my fiancé and we’ve been together for 5+ years but I don’t enjoy the company of their family. A few reasons include: homophobia, rude MIL, and recently their brother invading my physical boundaries/resulting in giving me creeps.

We’ve already discussed and my fiancé supports instilling boundaries. I’m always civil but thinking about how I’ll always have these people in my life makes me so anxious. Tips on how to move forward when you’re stuck with people you don’t care for?

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When you have a hot bod but your face is ugly 🙃🙃🙃

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I really wish guidelines were made clear in terms of D&C of a miscarriage. I live in Texas and have heard horror stories of women near death before anything is done to help them.

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Anyone else buy a lunch box only to use shopping bags instead? I can’t be the only one. Lunchbox has been empty in my trunk for the last year. Used it maybe 3 times.

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Kirkland Sauvignon Blanc is the best value in wine. Fight me.

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Not a confession but anyone knows how/where to get rid of old books?

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Does anybody find Sneako hot? Forget if you are for or against his views, just by his appearance do you think he is hot? I feel like he hypes himself too much and tries too hard to be like the Tates. He is a follower not a leader. He doesn’t seem genuine or believe in any word he is saying.

I have no interest working today. Work Wife is on vacation so I have nobody to flirt with to pass the time. Who's looking to text flirt today to help the time pass?

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been talking to this girl since a year. Different cities, met on a trip.
Both are text person so talking happens over chats. No calls.
But I am not sure if she's into me.
Few things which make me believe that she's into me-
-everyday good morning goodnight texts, sharing posts about relationships throughout the day
-sharing her childhood memories, pics
Things which make me feel otherwise-
-she casually mentioned 'find a girl first' over a Convo about fantasies.
- emoji game
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Am I the only one who doesn’t kiss on the first date? I just gone on a date and I can tell this person wanted to kiss me but I just don’t have the spark. It usually never happens for me on the first date for me… but that doesn’t mean I didn’t like the person.

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The love of my life got married, tell me something nice 😭

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I have a young face so I get a disproportionate amount of “you’re so cute/sweet/innocent looking” on hinge…. Little do they know I am in fact the opposite

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What we need is a new badge hierarchy for those that report. So we know who all the pro/chief reporters are. Too many ppl be hiding behind and abusing that stuff 😒

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