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Me: <female relative> is a great marketer and sales person
Her: that’s in spite of what she looks like.
Me: she’s normally on the phone with people.
Her: and she has great posture

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I ate scallops with polenta for dinner.

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Analyst 1 - please entertain us with some of your witty middle class repartee.

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It’s okay I work for PwC and therefore should know how to do taxes. When I explain I don’t do taxes I get “you should do taxes, lots of money in taxes"

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I like eggs.

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I love lamp

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A1 sounds like a privileged dick who constantly mentions middle-class upbringing to remind people how has he/she has worked to get here

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Me: Well, alrightie then.

Your in laws seem boring AF. Is this honestly what people talk about? So happy I was born middle class if so....also do some cot damn hyper extensions. Your body and in laws will love you for it

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