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Shout out the white woman who literally went from a casual stroll to a frantic sprint when she saw me exit my car and walk towards the same client site entrance ✌🏾 lol.

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Wait until she finds out that she’ll be reporting to you on the project. 😊

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Lol

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And are you from cap?

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Wow. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I am @Ac1 lol

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