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Shout out to KPMG for the summer bonus of meat!

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As a gay man, this interests me

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Would rather have cold hard cash...

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But I can't grill my cash now can I? Doesn't taste as good

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Not only gay men eat meat... We straight guys like wet meat too ;) #nosausage

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Yeah I also would have preferred the cash. But I am looking forward to a steak dinner!

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They have alternative options (i.e. vegetarian) available. Bring on summer grilling 👌

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Y'all getting sausage?

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I grilled everything today.

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^ cash won't pair as nicely with that Kool Aid you're drinking either...

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Lmbo. Beef not sausage

Would much rather get cash! What if you're a vegetarian... What a waste

Wouldn't you rather have cash for whatever the cost of the meat was?

Is it from Omaha Steaks? It's the Omaha offices client, right?

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