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Shoutout to the guy in the client bathroom who (for the third time this pastweek) cheerfully whistles the Andy Griffith theme while absolutely devastating the poor stall. The contrast is breathtaking

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Breathtaking was an unfortunate word choice. I hope you're breathing through your mouth.

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