Show of hands for all the LGBT accountants who have their workplace crush but know they’re straight 🙋🏼‍♂️

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Life’s hard for a straight, white male in today’s corporate environment.

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I do not envy you. You must have a lot of obstacles to overcome. They will make a movie of your life one day.

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Kinda the opposite situation for me, my crush is a lesbian, I feel the struggle.

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I pride you on your bravery to share your story, EY1. That’s heart breaking...

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Just tell them you never know

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And you have to deal with a lesbian in your work presence. At least you know she’s getting the job done

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