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Anyone else required to put together completely unrealistic timelines?

Upper management's direction is to put together the most aggressive deadlines we can. If we think a project will take 16 months, make the plan for 10 months then there's a chance we may launch in 13 months.

I understand that time to market is important in consumer product goods, but being constantly behind schedule and rushing everything is terrible for the team's morale.

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Can anyone refer me to a job in Milan, Italy. I have over 12.5 years experience in IT and currently working as a project manager

Skill: SAP CRM consultant and agile product manager
Secondary skill: manual testing and test management

Background:
My wife has got a offer to study her Master's in NABA, Milan Italy which will start in Feb 2023. I would like to travel along with her if I can get a job in the available time.

Please let me know if it is possible, I will share my profile

I am working for 12-14 hours a day in a non client facing role at one of the big 4. What are some of the exit opportunities I can think of in the next 1-2 years? I want to have a 9-6 job with decent pay.

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🐠 Need your insight. How do you handle senior managers who avoid open communication and chooses to complain to other project peers ?

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Hello fishes,
Any thought about how is the project manager role in PharmaACE , Pune? And the organisation in general?

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How to get release from an important project??

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As creative directors, have you ever had a client that you just wished you could cut ties with? They're bringing in some money but their attitude is beyond abhorrent.

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I have an interview with Korn Ferry for an associate principal role and am curious about others’ experiences have been with work-life balance here. Also, I have an idea of what I should be compensated in this type of role, but any insights on how they pay compared to others would be helpful. Are you traveling during the pandemic or have client interactions been virtual? Lastly, if you are a consultant here, are you on billable hours? My current consulting role is not - so this would be new.

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Hello - I am a new Staff I and am on a large multinational client. My team is experiencing some turnover, and I can tell my seniors/managers are stressed. What are some things I can do as a staff to help the team out? What are some general things you all wish the staffs on your teams did better or didn’t do? TIA!

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Hello Fishes,
Need your urgent suggestion. I have offers from
PwC and EY for Kolkata location.
PwC- Emerging Technology vertical, project may be domestic or foreign, not sure on tech stack, but will include docker, kubernetes, apigee, wso2 etc. 15.5LPA fixed, 1L jb.
EY- Dell project, full stack role. 16LPA fixed, 50k jb.
My yoe- 5 years, tech-stack: Java-springboot-Microservices-Webservices.
I have to choose between them by today noon. Please suggest.
PwC EY

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Happy Friday! Looking for an associate healthcare project management position in the south Florida area. If you’re hiring please contact me!

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I’m having the worst time sticking with a project. I get 1/4 of the way in and then bail for something shinier. How do I get more disciplined?

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Hi All,
Can anyone give me some insights about the NATWEST group(formerly RBS) project in Accenture gurgaon.
How is the work and the environment and about the management of the project???

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Any1 from Pune Analytics/DataScience domain??
I want to know about the work quality/project, WLB, manager & team etc..???

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Graduate job programs??I'm currently over a year at a tech startup whilst studying 1-2 days a week, essentially working full time.

Considering moving to corporate to gain access to a professional career development program and due to unprofessional behavior and lack of training at my startup

Can anyone recommend any graduate job programs for 2022 ? I'm looking into mostly business development or project manager programs but I'm open to other options

Thanks !

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Does LTI has
dress code
log in log out app?
Can we choose/reject project?

How much relocation bonus they give for 1500 kms?

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hoping this illustrative post makes sense.
column A=state; B=city. Cells in each column are drop downs, i.e.,can select countries/states. And, current dataset/selected choices is indicative of a category i.e., top locations. I want to build scenarios or addtl categories that ultimately auto changes values in the drop down cells. this is doable w/ lookups, but want to avoid formulas as i need the client to be able to customize the dataset/selections to view scenarios , hence drop downs. 😬😬

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Is it possible to get a convenient location transfer in LTIMindtree? Or it can be decided only after the project allocation?

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Hey all, anyone up for coffee at Newport Starbucks this weekend?

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Has anyone’s landlord ask to come and take picture of your apartment for their insurance? Shouldn’t this be done before someone moves in?

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Sunday Blues *sighs*

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I always feel worn out and tired by 5pm. Any advice to keep the energy going

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I don’t have experience keeping budgets in any role that I have apart from my side business…which is not on my resume. What should I do to get it experience in the cost part of project management?

Me at the bottom 😮‍💨

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Hi All,

We are two males working in MNC's, looking for 2/3/4 BHK Shared or Full 2 BHK semi/full-furnished flat in Sarjarpur Road/Kasanavahalli/Bellandur/Marathahalli/Green Glen Layout area.

Preferably gated societies. We can move in immediately. If you have any leads please reach me out at 7895184693

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If I go from tax to a financial analyst role, what should I expect the salary increase to be?

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Took 10mg Adderall xr at 1230 today and fall asleep at 5pm. Is this normal?

Recently moved to Houston! Opened to meeting people 🙂. F32. Currently living in downtown.

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My dad gave me his 1980's Rolex GMT Master watch and its a little beat up (a few scratches on the glass). I'm in a lot of debt from school and am wondering if I could sell this watch to help pay off the debt.
I have the original box, but not the papers.

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Will any company create an entry in EPFO if we complete their onboarding process but don't join the company and inform HR prior to DOJ? Mindtree

I mean, by the onboarding process, is that we fill our personal, educational, and employment details right once the offer letter is released.

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Cleared both my round of interview. YOE 13. BSS stack. How much can I ask for in HR round?

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To ZSers who got onsite: How to get onsite opportunities as BTSA?

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Early mornings became my best friend once I had kids. Managing to put 2 to 3 hrs of work Sat and Sun before they are awake means that I get to spend more time with them during the day.

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I have a whole life insurance policy for my young kids. Feel like I’m getting fee’d to death. Anyone have thoughts on this? Is it better to just invest in stocks and take my lumps with the market?

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need 11 ❤️’s so I can direct message a recruiter. Can y’all help? Thanks in advance!

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Best tacos in San Antonio?

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WFH start vs now

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When the firm replaces the engagement manager and the first thing they do is tell the client to step up and take some ownership of THEIR project.

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Target will help us with our clients’ next reorg... just need a few shelves and baskets for that fresh Op Model and people/process transformation project.

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