Since BL posted that singles post, I've realized that the F🐠 are way more of a catch than the M🐠. Sadly I am a heterosexual F 😔

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Idk what you're talking about. I'm hot af.

Lemme send you a pic of me holding a beer.

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~racially ambiguous catfish~

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I’m not but pretty sure all of them are straight so guess I’m stuck with just the guys for now 🤣

You're so right. I'm so upset I'm (mostly) straight

AL? (S we already know)

Bi F🐠 here: The few ladies whose pictures I’ve seen on here are hot. I can’t say anything about the men because they never send their pictures.

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