Six consultants meet at a bar for the first time. Deloitte says: I am Deloitted to meet you. Fill in the blanks…. McKinsey: EY, BCG, KPMG, PwC, others….

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Strategy&: “No, that’s not a typo. I work for Strategy And. I mean, yes, technically we’re part of PwC. Do you remember Booz? MBBB.”

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EY: let's all be friends! Unless you're not woke then you can go to hell!

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Mckinsey: Psstt kids, wanna buy some opioids? Twenty bucks a gram. All the cool people do it.

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C’mon, they’ve moved up the value chain. Now who wants some crack?

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KPMG - just happy to be invited

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Accenture: I'm just here to install the new toilets

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LEK is noticeably absent, still at the office

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Where are we with the deck AC1?

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IBM - “Why was KPMG invited and I wasn’t?”

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AlixPartners: there’s too many people in this bar, let me start cutting some heads

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Booz: The booze is on all y’all cuz we get paid nothing

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PwC: I am here to take you all through Digital Transformation. We even have a strategy unit that is on the path of transformation and they have reached ‘&’ level. PwC, truly digital.

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...but first, let me tell you about the grocery store Tim worked in when he was growing up....

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ZS: you probably don’t know me, but let me explain what we do

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Cough cough

EY - I don’t care about you, but here’s a CARE package for PR.

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I love my care packages!

Bain - I see diversity here, I am out.

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ruh roh...

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Everyone else groans at Deloitte, turns their backs to them, and has a normal discussion while Deloitte continues to talk about how great they are.

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Amazon: “We could build a better bar. “

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Hey man, we are Earth’s most customer obsessed business. We go where they go.

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Someone ordered a mainframe?

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Accenture: Why is there a bartender in this bar? We need to automate or outsource that guy ASAP.

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Also, Slalom after making it into "other": (I'm at slalom rn, no hate)

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McKinsey: Orders a Pappy and then proceeds to ask everyone individually what they are drinking, responding I’m drinking Pappy VanWinkle, its my usual, before said person has time to respond.

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EY: Is this chargeable?

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