When your client sponsor was previously a consultant and thinks they can manage your team 🐢
First project is international. #baptismbyfire
When you realize half this job is swatting sh.. out of the way so you can focus on the stuff that actually moves the needle for the client.
Woke up to a hotel breakfast of stale bagels, spoiled milk and rancid yogurt... great start to a client week onsite!
I called in sick today and ended up watching "Walking Dead" marathon while having soup in bed. Almost felt like college days. Except when the phone rang and I had to take an urgent client call.
Just "wolf whistled" instead of saying my name on a client call. My young female client took it as a compliment.
"What do you call an iphone that isn't kidding around? Dead Siri-ous!" --> Overheard at midwest client site #shootme #clienthumor
Met my boyfriend at my previous client. Now he's working for Accenture too...now we crossed paths again at the same client/and same team. Anyone else meet their significant other at a client site?
I spent all of yesterday traveling to the client site and now there is a winter storm and we were advised to work from the hotel room. why couldn't you have told me before I left California?
Trying to convince the SM on this new engagement I'm staffed on to send me to the client in Tampa. Audit consultant = remote work 😒
Partner sent me the outline of a deck at 11:30pm. "Need completed deck in our back pocket for client meeting at 8:00am tomorrow. Thanks." 🎉🖕🏼💤
Donald Trump is the literal representation of a clueless consultant trying to BS his way through client presentation for which he knows nothing about.
Need advice from vets: client wants a 1 year project plan, it is not going to happen, what do I tell them
When you realize you're "going native" (aka too immersed in client culture because you sit there 100% of the time) because your colleagues call you out. #stagedintervention #goodlookingout #grateful
First week back at the client is Sun-Fri....this is torture. Rest assured I'll be going straight to the airport from lunch. Get me out of here 😐🔫
Post new user
But once again not posting
How great would office emojis be in this app?
Where is a new build???
Beyond 2 lines the text in each post card is cut off. I wonder how many lines in the comment section?
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My company is now displaying!
Post for tests 2
Been traveling all day or New Years Day. Does that mean a year full of traveling projects and personal travels. A guy can only wish
Best gym membership for traveling consultants?
Deloitters, can anything be challenged once ratings are out? Like salary, designation, or even the rating itself. Please let me know if anyone could able to negotiate salary after the rating. Thanks!
Best every day bike to ride with kids around neighborhood under 500? Thinking a Schwinn hybrid
Anyone knows the NYC multiplier for PwC salary?
It took a semester in college to become a domain expert on a topic. It takes 4 weeks here.
I keep posting but no one uses them and they keep coming back into my wallet. Y'all got strong new year's resolution 😂
🐠 fam, any good PowerPoint courses out there to brush up the skills? Changing jobs and might end up making slides again.
Question for the ladies - interview today and it is brutally hot outside. Should I were hose or no hose? I feel like they are so 1980s!
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