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SM: there’s an opportunity in Saudi Ar-
Me:

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Racist and sexist country

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FYI I've lived and worked in the middle East as a western expat, and I'm Muslim. Still not a fan of that country

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Also hear the hours are BRUTAL

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Clearly this is not a woman posting lol

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Easily the best benefits I’ve ever seen. Ridiculous accommodations, per diem, and great networking opportunities if you’re there for a reasonable amount of time. Expectation-to-rate ratio is ridiculous. Gravy train.

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It’s in their DNA to not pay bills and haggle, too

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Why so excited for Saudi

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Halal food would be my guess

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Based on my experience, I think the only people that should consider this are the guys freaking out at the “me too” movement. Won’t have to worry about that over there...

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How many cars do you think they go through? Is this why they’re all smashed on one side?

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For those who use Sage fixed assets, is it true that the software cannot track state depreciation other than home state? If so, how do you track state differences?

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I have 3.2 years of experience in testing. Automation testing selenium and as well Tosca. Got an offer from Accenture 10.5. My current CTC is 7.3 in cognizant. Will be it good to switch to Accenture and what is the job stability and work life balance?
Accenture

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Why this group is so silent?

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Hii fishes
Please help me to unlock chat

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What do you do when ‘talent’ is sourced by the client and only they are allowed to talk to them and relay info you need from them?

We have to film them at their house, with their own supplied wardrobe and props for the shoot (for budget reasons). What have we not gotten yet a day and a half before the shoot? Location photos, approval to tech scout at location, wardrobe photo options, or props that they claim they have…. I’m just bracing myself for a shit show.

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Hi All,
Hope everyone is doing well.
I recently joined Barclays and I have one doubt regarding bonus part in my salary which is not officially mentioned anywhere in my offer.

Can anyone please tell how we get annual bonus in % on Below Salary components.
Is it on BASIC SALARY or ANNUAL SALARY or TOTAL FIXED PAY.

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Is it appropriate to wear open-toe (classy) heels to the office in the summer? I feel likes it's not, but don't know why.

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Can someone let me know about vodafone company,i am having interview on sunday?

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Is having a doorman essential for a female living alone (21F). what are the best precautions to take safety wise?

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How long did it take you to lose interest in your job?

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How to resign from PwC. Mail first or Workday first? If not mailing, is it fine? Also, another thing that notice period is of 90 days but 20 earned leaves are pending Will it be auto-adjusted or do I need to speak to some1 for this? PwC KPMG Deloitte

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Is it wfh for CTS Noida ?

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Currently submitted PERM and still waiting to hear back. If I get promoted to manager while I’m still waiting to hear back for PERM, do I need to restart my process as my title changed?

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Hey, can someone help me with a referral for McKinsey, bcg, Bain or Accenture

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9 yoe, .net,
Slk 30lpa
Ibm 23lpa

Suggest how to proceed further?

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Hi

I am looking to switch to Europe in next 6 months.
Can you please help me to understand Europe job market scene as of now?

Also, any job references should help. My wife is expected to get on site opportunity in Spain. Thus, exploring jobs to stay nearby.

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Exp - 7+ years building companies from pre-revenue to 100 crore rupees per month, Working in top mnc in India
Expected salary - 1 lakh + euro per annum

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Ciao! I am interested in creating a supper club in LA where people can meet and interact through the love for food. Interested? More info on IG as raguandmosh

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@Hey folks, we are looking to hire a Sr. Software Engineer on the Indeed SMB team. Great benefits and exciting initiatives. If you are curious to learn more, check out the job details at

Indeed Indeed search.indeed.jobs/main/jobs/42522?lang=en-us

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Visual Storyteller

The CEO of Adobe just emailed me...

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Pls fix thx

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Showing up to new project equipped w only the contract.

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Are we taking the long way?

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Thought this was funny

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So she's a consultant?

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I think I'll start with the first one and see how that goes.....

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I do a lot of the latter

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We live in a society

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When you list all of your designations after giving your condolences 😂😂😭😭💀💀

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I see you sweating through your pattagucci vest, out with it Brandon

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When a manager is brought on to a project to have senior presence at meetings, but doesn't do any work and asks you to fill in for all their meetings:

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Rising Star

Snooze button. Old-school....

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When you're talking about travel at happy hour but you've been on the bench for 3 months

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The hustle don’t stop. Our favorite fake it till you make it JaRul!

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And pays more.

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I don’t know if there’s just a couple of McBees or an entire heard up in here, but let me tell you, they funny as fuck. Welcome boys and girls

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Story of my life 🤦🏼‍♀️

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