So Bert goes up to Ernie and says, "want some ice cream?" Ernie replies, "Sherbert."

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Booooooooo

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Poor Dad joke?

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Was enough to get you four to take time out of your days to respond.

#wurf

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I love this so much

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Weak joke m8.

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More incoming. Plz update. Thx.

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Unfortunately, while my toddler son is addicted to Sesame Street, he's not old enough to get this joke yet. Sigh.

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A+. Would laugh again

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I think it's cute. Made me chuckle. 😊

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