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Have people gotten the EY tax email yet?
Anyone from Deloitte hiring for Anaplan?
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Good point. Party is full of hipsters.
So true. The travel thing always blows people's minds. And also trying to answer the "so what do you DO" question. A: "depends on the project". I think people find it mysterious. Also, I work in human capital, which a lot of people think is human trafficking.
What kind of party were you at. People are usually fascinated by my job.
They may be confused with all the "hair/makeup/wrap/beschbody" "consultants" these days. However I usually find people are mostly confused by my job and also fascinated by it..."you mean you fly out EVERY Monday? And get home late Thursday and stay in hotels every week???"
Yea, they're just jealous
😂😂😂😂
They saw office space or up in the air and think that all consultants go around and shit can people
I'm not a hipster E5, I'm just not a douche
I don't care what other people think and I don't hang out with hippies
Haha what D4, do you have a lumber jack manly beard when the only thing you have ever lifted is your suspenders when you put on your pants and wear plaid on the weekends and only dine at farm to table places with over priced shitty lemon tang infused mint cinnamon beer for $12 a bottle? 😂
^^ haha 😂
I wonder what bullshit trend all hipsters will morph into next. Remember all the emo assholes? Yeah they are all hipsters now.
I usually say that I set up software packages for large companies. If 25 year-old me say "I'm a consultant" I feel like people will think I'm full of shit. Travel thing does blow people's minds though.
I prefer craft beer E5 😉. In all serious, good luck tomorrow - crap Fridays are the worst
Happens are hipster parties. Take solace in the fact that their combined intelligence and effectiveness is of a basket of small fruit.
Yeah I just say I work in health insurance so nobody asks me any more questions. If someone can tell I'm avoiding and is interested enough to ask more, I'll spill some beans.
Just sounds boring AF so it's a great conversation stopper. I don't want to talk about work with strangers in my free time 🙄.
Lmfaoo yeah it actually does
EY5 GTFO
Ha go get a cocktail D4. It's fly day and my tomorrow is absolutely fucked. I don't need your overly critical and short fused reactions.