So, have hedge funds hired McKinsey to help them get out of this? I’m sure Mck can think of some creative solutions.

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Double down every bet to cover the previous loss. Trust me.

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Creative solution: go bankrupt

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I see you’ve been consulting for the NRA

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“Launch a multi-faceted media campaign and demonize retail investors”

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Hold a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping

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“Call into CNBC and scare everyone by saying words like ‘SEC investigation’ and ‘stock manipulation’”

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All the articles use the word coordinated. 🤔

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ACN would recommend continuing the same approach with an expensive new digital platform and a half-assed change management program conducted by unsocial people haters that we'll offer at discounted rates if they buy outsourcing services from us on a multi year contract.

30% our management consultants get kicked out during requirements gathering and a competitor provides program management support.

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We would propose a platform-based business model transformation to go with that snazzy new tech and wish we sold the multi year outsourcing contract.

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They should increase revenues and also decrease cost

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🍻

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“Just pop some opiates... everything will be cool, bro”

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They would tell them to identify another oversold short position and buy up the shares. Then they would claim they came up with the idea first.

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Ah good one.

And on the flip side, they’d pass this off to their investing teams to make profit for McKinsey too.

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Where do you work OP?

Cornerstone Research. Boston office

Did you try to sell more shares short?

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