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Chief
Double down every bet to cover the previous loss. Trust me.
Creative solution: go bankrupt
Pro
I see you’ve been consulting for the NRA
“Launch a multi-faceted media campaign and demonize retail investors”
Hold a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
“Call into CNBC and scare everyone by saying words like ‘SEC investigation’ and ‘stock manipulation’”
Pro
All the articles use the word coordinated. 🤔
ACN would recommend continuing the same approach with an expensive new digital platform and a half-assed change management program conducted by unsocial people haters that we'll offer at discounted rates if they buy outsourcing services from us on a multi year contract.
30% our management consultants get kicked out during requirements gathering and a competitor provides program management support.
Chief
We would propose a platform-based business model transformation to go with that snazzy new tech and wish we sold the multi year outsourcing contract.
They should increase revenues and also decrease cost
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Pro
“Just pop some opiates... everything will be cool, bro”
They would tell them to identify another oversold short position and buy up the shares. Then they would claim they came up with the idea first.
Ah good one.
And on the flip side, they’d pass this off to their investing teams to make profit for McKinsey too.
Where do you work OP?
Cornerstone Research. Boston office
Did you try to sell more shares short?