So here's the tea... I just moved into my place a month ago. Putting the hot massages between my str8 roommate & I on the back-burner for a later post... There's this FINE Asian, middle-aged daddy that I noticed lives 2 houses down from me. I have only seen him outside twice (one of those times he was shirtless watering the grass 🤪), but I haven't seen him since. He was even wearing a dangly earring & smiled at me 😍. I want to meet him but I don't know how if he isn't outside! What am I to do?

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This is some really exciting stuff. Loving this so much for you. Hope things progress further 😈

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Ok need details on hot massages

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A3 is he straight?

YOU GUYS!!! I just redownloaded grinder, just because I was thinking that maybe by the off chance I will see the Asian daddy on there and he is!!!!!

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Okay, so the roommate saga continues... so a few days later I asked for another massage, but for him to really press down on my back. So he had me lie down on the bed and he straddled my ass the entire time.. I could feel his bulge against the ass of my underwear (which is all I wear around the house because he can't handle fully naked me). So he began really pressing in on my back, and I made sure to let him know that he was doing good by moaning here or there. Sometimes he would have to press in really hard into my back and I could feel the warmth of his body nearly touching mine. I can't say he got hard, but I definitely was. Eventually I freed him and lied there in a euphoric puddle on the bed.. Then he asked for a massage the next day...

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For his massage, I was able to straddle his ass, but I definitely moved to the side qhen I began getting hard (out if fear my boner would make him very uncomfortable if I touched him with it). But he would give some moans and "oooohhh yeaaahhh"s, but I give good massages so that wasn't anything special. At times I would get so close to his body I could nearly kiss his back... he said nothing about it though. After the massage, he just laid there, dick down on the bed -- so I couldn't see whether or not he had gotten a boner, but I assumed he did since he just laid there in the bed for a good minute... I'll keep you guys updated as things progress (or don't)

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Updates please

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Haha we are texting and may hang out soon.

Well is he on the apps?

I don't have any of the apps 😅. I don't really think they are very good, in general, for my well-being. But when I did have them when I first moved in, I did not see him.

Introduce yourself as a new neighbor next time you see him.

A1, I just wanted to let you know that you are the 🐐!!!

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We want real-time updates!

Lmaooo I said that he is not a daddy lmao.. I saw him in passing, so my assessment was wayyy off.....nevertheless, he can be daddy if he wants to be 😉

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