So honestly...
How much would it take you to work for Trumps PR team?

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$1M, paid up front, 12 month term, if I get fired I still keep the money. I'd pay off my bills and set up a healthy savings fund & put some into retirement. Majority would go to helping disenfranchised people vote.

I'd then do everything in my power to get fired. I would actively spill WH secrets (but nothing illegal). I'd be surprised if I lasted a month.

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You’d have to admit; you’d be the life of the party for the next 10 years. The book deals. The interviews. Just be the next Omarosa.

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I'm pretty untalented so I'd do it cause I wouldn't have any impact.

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AD1 voted for Jill Stein

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I'd only do it to pull a Galen Erso.

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Zero, zip, nada!
As loathsome a conman as he is, you’d be worth your weight in golden hens teeth if you could put a positive PR spin on the shit show that’s his presidency.

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What are you trying to get out of posting this? You know it’s a rabbit hole of hearing your own frustrations from other posters. If you think you’d do it and have an angle, great. If not, it’s yet another angry political post. Let’s be better.

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Push me off a bridge if I ever get that desperate

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AD3 is now on a list 👍

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As long as I don’t have to do timesheets...

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AD1 doesn’t negotiate a raise to own the libs

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No, AD1 voted for Trump. Let the hatred posts begin!

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Let’s be best!

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A spy gig.

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Hmmm... Half a million. Contacted. Half upfront the rest in escrow. I know he's notorious for not paying.

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I’d do it as a mole. Just at the right point leak the hell out of whatever we’re doing. Counterinsurgency.

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It would take a literal act of Congress to approve my salary, and then I would spend my tenure making it the biggest boondoggle in the history of modern politics, only to turn around and donate half the proceeds to all the democratic challengers (the other half of said proceeds would be required to fund said boondoggle.)

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I'm just wondering at what price point people would sell out their values

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OP - you started the post, what’s your price?

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First of all no, second of all I agree he'd stiff you. And then sue you for talking about it. It's shaking hands with the devil--and for the record this is what he thinks of the world, that all it takes is the promise of money and people would be just like him. It's awful.

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I voted for Kodos

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