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So if a guy knows some kung fu but a bit fat, why aren’t girls attracted to him? In a zombie world, he can protect you while abs don’t mean nothing.

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Abs mean strength and fitness. A guy with abs probably has the fitness/endurance to run away from these apocalyptic creatures while carrying his girl of choice

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It doesn’t matter if your have abs or if you’re fat and bald. All that matters is that you’re charming and are purposeful in what matters to you. That’s really it. The dudes with the “give a kung fu guy a chance” shit are their own worst enemy. It’s not the kung fu man, it’s the approval seeking behavior. That shit kills attraction instantly.

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You're going to Kung Fu a zombie? Going hand to hand with a entity who doesn't fear death and only wants to bite/scratch you?

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If you’re hand-to-hand combating undead monsters, and not killing them from range, I don’t care that you’re fat...you’re just dumb

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I mean it also depends on what kinda kung fu or even general martial art he knows. Like for example if he knows how to use swords then great, you have a protector. But if he is the world’s greatest BJJ expert, then dump his ass coz ain’t nobody got hours to spend waiting for him to finish rolling around in the mud trying to make one zombie tap out 🙄

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Because women like how you make them feel. Skills, shape, knowledge, creativity are all dimensions that could contribute to a feeling, but if you don’t captivate women and excite then, they won’t like you.

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I've dated a fat guy before. I've always been attracted to personality but in hindsight his insecurities projected on me and it weighed on our relationship. At the same time, he was more motivated to go to the gym and be healthier. I still dont care how you look(per say) I'm just more focused on people who want to be better for themselves rather than for me

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