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So if my kid starts kindergarten next fall, what should I put on his LinkedIn profile? Accomplishments, work / volunteer experience, hobbies, interests - what would look the most impressive and signal a solid kindergarten candidate?

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Make sure it says “Incoming Student” as his job title.

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“Future Leader, Entrepreneur in Food Snack Industry”

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“Thought Leader”

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The sarcasm nearly went over my head…good one OP.

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Make sure to make posts on their behalf from their point of view about how much they are learning, how learning how to count has sparked their interest in investing in the stock market and are now getting daily returns over 30%. Tbh, your child is already behind not having their LinkedIn already setup, nowadays the account has to be created day of conception with “Incoming *child first name last name*” for the profile

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LMAO, RSM1! This is priceless

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Definitely add “ex-daycarer” to their title. The amount of recruiters flooding into their DMs will be insane

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“Ex-Montessori” for that MBB razzle dazzle.

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References to how much potty training helped his outlook on life are always good.

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Tbh you already behind. Where’s the effort? I see no discussion of this kindergartner obtaining any cloud certs yet. At the least, I’d expect Azure fundamentals. Smh

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Be sure to emphasize that they read at a first grade level

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Only reading? Highlight that early promo to first grade, no kindergarten needed.

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Put references for him Put that he’s multifaceted, skilled in painting, reading, and seeking diverse perspectives, and shows initiative in being a leader by decisively setting direction

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“Prefers ‘he, him, Optimus Prime’”

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