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So if the economy collapses and life as we know it changes forever... what's everyone's post-apocalypse career plan? I'm feeling pretty good about my woodworking and sewing hobbies rn

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I’d start a management consulting firm

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We’re consultants—we’ll find problems for our solutaions

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The town crazy

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Prostitute

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I have a feeling the SM role has prepared us well for this 😂

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Drug dealer: I stocked my liquor cabinet up prior to this apocalypse.

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The only drugs I currently have are legal ones such as alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine. However once society ends and there are no laws surrounding what people choose to put in their body🙄, that may be subject to change lol.

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Gather some of my Navy buddies and take over a nice town somewhere, keep the Republic alive

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Hahaha nah no one from the navy is doing that. Unless you used to banger hammers on the NSW side, some dude with a fat dip and NODs will be stripping your mags out of your pockets by day 4.

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Ninja assassin

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Yes!

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I plan on recruiting people I can trust, then slowly imperialize on neighboring properties. Accumulate weapons, resources, and new members. Expand our lands and eliminate all who oppose us and establish myself as the supreme ruler of a new world empire.

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You had me right up until “supreme ruler”

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Age of Empires has prepared me for this moment.

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Will start my own cult

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Can I join?

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My family would survive just fine. I'm incredibly self sufficient and can build just about anything. I also have a mini arsenal. Worse comes to worst in the post apocalyptic world, all those gun free households would become grocery stores for me.

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Mead and soap maker. I'll barter both for some gas, food and chicken tenders.

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I would be a local farmer

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Hmmm. Well, let's see ..😳 I can be a hair dresser..pretty good with braids, sew ins and all. I can write research papers for lazy students. Heck, I might just do stand up comedy.

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I will find an ecological, inexpensive and readily available substitute for toilet paper. So that Americans first deal with the problem when next crisis hits, and not get frenzy about hoarding toilet paper.

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Accountant

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Every organization needs accounting. Even drug cartels and ISIS.

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Mergers and Acquisitions will have a whole new meaning when your client is a warlord who has beef with the neighbouring town

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And that pre-deal DD is key to success

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Cook/hunter/farmer. Grew up hunting my dinners and living on a small farm. Still have a pretty sizeable greenhouse.

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Sharpen my kitchen knives. They may come in handy

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Hooo... the number of people responding with "Produce nothing. Parasitically live of the skills of others, with no thought to long term sustainability" ...sure explains a lot about this industry/country

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I made some pretty passable PPE face shields for my local ER that’s out of legitimate protective gear with scissors and tape. Maybe I’ll go into manufacturing…

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