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Have you ever met someone who worked at Tesla?

Incompetent may not be the right word. Perhaps unhinged, impulsive, immature, petty.

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Porque no los dos?

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I got laid off. Unfortunately I’m outside USA on H1 visa expiring 2024. Can I still enter USA with valid visa but unemployed? Do they check if my employment is current or only check visa to let me in? Please help as I’m with a baby.

Anyone else get laid off from Havas Boston yesterday? Who’s hiring??

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Would anyone know of any companies actively recruiting for remote positions with a soon-ish start date?

I'm nearing my 5th month of being laid off and haven't had any luck after the 100+ applications I've submitted.

Panic is starting to set in as I'll no longer be able to financially support myself in the very near future :(

Anyone else really confused and worried about all the major layoffs in the tech space. I’ve seen all size firms layoff all types of work forces.

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Snapchat CEO, Evan Speigal, just announced a layoff of 20% of workers across the board.

Good luck to those might be affected.

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Ogilvy leadership talk alot about transparency. I would love them to put their words into action. Lauren should come out and confirm that she did not get a bonus (the sad truth of the matter is that despite layoffs, revenue and margin declines, it would not surprise me if she did). Sad state of affairs. Happy to stand corrected.

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Need advice: currently unemployed. got laid off last week. still applying and interviewing daily but can’t get over this one opportunity. the process has dragged on for a really long time. had a convo with the COO 2 weeks ago and haven’t heard back sense. I’ve emailed HR and the COO but no response. I feel I’ve been ghosted but at the same time I’m still holding onto hope that they maybe have a slow process.

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Hello All,

I received an offer from PWC India with CTC 9.5L my current is 5.5L. I have another offer in pipeline from concentrix with 11L. Will PWC match my counter offer? I want to join big 4 but salary is my primary reason to switch. My yoe is 4.4 and skills are BI and SQL. And I am also worried about future recession and potential layoff because of high salary.

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Wondering how Accenture is doing with layoffs? Is it a viable company to consider?

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Hi, received an offer from another Big4 in Amsterdam (currently working in Eastern Europe), but relocating, I’m concerned about potential layoffs in the coming period being the last to join the team.

Laid off. Only income in the house. Two kids. Lots of unemployed creatives in NYC right now. Please pray for me.

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For all fired this year, do you put on your background check (for a job offer) that you were discharged? Heard EY doesnt share if you were fired or resigned, so am wondering what others are putting...

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Is USDC the first area Deloitte will look to downsize keeping in mind the recession? I got a good rating but I’ve only been 11 months at the firm and am terrified of being laid off.

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Layoffs still going on in Deloitte, PWC or KPMG?

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I heard from my head that there is a lot of slowdown in VW Germany... There is Hiring freeze, level freeze and all ... And soon that will spillover to india. So be prepared for very less hikes in coming cycle :( Also automotive sector in general is struggling with tesla laying off 10% workforce recently. Maybe time to make a move? What do you say fishes?

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I got offer from IBM in my home location itself, with 18.5LPA fixed for 9 yea in automation testing. Here my manger is confusing me like layoff will after u join in IBM.. but I am in cts as 11.2 only .. but now I got SA promotion with 10 % hike .. and also no retnation for me also not there whether I can choose IBM or stay here .. kindly help guys .

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Why are millennials always scared of getting fired? Asking for a Friend…

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I’m a Junior accountant, recent MBA grad in Finance, located in NYC, just got laid off due to a merger. Anybody hiring or know any opening positions?

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Curious, do you have to track your hours on a daily / weekly basis? If so, what level of detail do you record?

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Looking at two identical condos, each 1900 sq ft, however one is a duplex up and the other is a straight condo. My preference is to go for the one that doesn’t have a split level as it means the space is (or appears) relatively larger. However, the duplex up is going for quite a bit more so was curious which would appraise better and which would be preferred by most buyers since I plan to sell the unit in 5-6 years?

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I would like to learn more about development and real estate. Can anyone recommend any books or courses that you think are informative. Eventually I would like to own a few apartment buildings, but I know there is a lot I need to learn 1st. Any advice appreciated. 

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Alright im 5'11 but why are there so many people 6'0 that are shorter than me?

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Folks, we recently went to a new construction showing by appointment and it completely slipped my mind to let the showing agent know beforehand that I have a realtor. We like the house but now the selling agent is saying the NJ law doesn’t allow us to work with our realtor but with this him. Ofcourse this guy will have his vested interest in selling the house. What are my options in this case? NJ market

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Why are head hunters reaching out to me with middle market investment banking/consulting roles when I am in audit? Not even a CPA. They claim they hire auditors from big four and train them from ground up. Would I be stupid not to ask for more information? Or don’t waste my time. Senior in audit. Thx.

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What kind of technology should I be striving to get as we build a 3-5 charter school based on PBL?

Any tips for Deloitte Business Technology Solutions - Analyst interview? What kind of case study & Behavioral questions are asked?

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Hi fishes, need help

I'm working as a business tech analyst at ZS since 1.5 years and I have worked extensively in SQL and in automation using Python. I know a good deal of ML and DL theory and have done two projects which I believe are good. I'm from CS background and am decent at coding. Anyone who can help me with a referral for data science/ML engineer roles? Current CTC is 13L.

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Any recs for igloos other than IO Godfrey? & does anyone know the diff between regular $350 igloo vs “River view igloo” at Raised? Is the regular one kinda bad or what

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How does your office handle late patients when it's weather/road related? We had a patient show up 10 minutes late and threw a hissy fit because he had driven 40 miles on snowy roads to get there. And I felt bad, but we legitimately could not squeeze him in.

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Trying to convince a brand to do some good in the world. What are some segments of the population that have been disproportionately affected by COVID? The more specific the better

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Has anyone ever heard HRU

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Anyone interested in jumping over to EY, but don’t know where to start? Feel free to message me for a confidential conversation.

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IRS auto dialer. Still hard to get through.

1 (800) 829-1040,1,2,1,3,2,,,,,,,,,,,,,2,4

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Do y’all think there will be an exodus before busy season? Or is everyone scared and just willing to get shafted because of recession? Lol

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Hey everyone! There’s a Deloitte lead copywriter role I’d like to apply for and was wondering if anyone would be willing to offer a referral, I’d be very grateful. Any tips about interviewing there would be appreciated as well! Thank you in advance :)

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I feel like I'm abnormally disgusted by unattractiveness. I don't show it, but I feel it. This includes people I like. And myself when I'm gross. What's wrong with me.

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For the life of me, I do not understand why when I tell people that I’m Nigerian, they mention some irrelevant detail about a trip they took to Kenya or a friend they know from Angola. Ma’am/sir, if you told me you were from the USA and I mentioned that I have a friend in Canada, wouldn’t you think I was unwell?? 😂

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Just entered into a year long lease with my bf of six years. Think this year I’m leaving. Time for someone else to take on this project 🤡

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Hate being on my period. Sitting here crying for no damn reason.

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Working from home for a year and I’ve found moments that I don’t know what to do with myself, I just sit and wonder what to do after I’ve done everything. Any tips on how to stay upbeat and fulfilled from home? I go for walks but it’s going to get cold soon.

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Traveled with a girl friend I’ve only been friends with for a year and she got super intoxicated and started grabbing men’s butts at a bar. I told her to stop and she said “now they know how it feels”. The tipping point was when she grabbed a guy who was with his girlfriend and they almost had a fight. I told her she was being illogical because she’s literally sexually harassing men and it wasn’t cool.

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I was hosting a pretty high level (1 or 2 level below c suite) meeting with a European client and they asked me “oh isn’t today a bank holiday you guys are working today?”.

And, while very obviously working I replied “well we aren’t a bank”. My manager was shocked for like 5 seconds and repeated what I said. Am I in trouble?

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What are you procrastinating on, pushing off and are scrolling on 🐠bowl instead.

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What are you struggling with today and how can you do better tomorrow?

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Why are millennials always scared of getting fired? Asking for a Friend…

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Connected with somebody but never got another message again: silence means no, right? Moving on.

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Coffee alternatives? I have a medical issue that causes inflammation bc of it, but I’m so tired without.

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Has anyone received a random chat notification from someone on WhatsApp? The person in question asked if I was “Kevin” and if I worked in the retail industry. I went along with it and said yes, and did some improv. We actually had a nice conversation but I always have in the back of my head that these numbers are fake and/or scammers.

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Parents - what do you wish you had done / done more before you had kids?

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The co-worker I was closest to left the firm this week, and I’m having a hard time staying motivated. It’s so hard when your friends leave :(

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My SO is scared to ask his parents for his money back. The money they were holding on to for him. Now that he’s a grown man I think he’s old enough to hold on to his own money. He like needs a valid excuse to ask for it back and I’m like why do you need an excuse when it’s your money and he’s like well I don’t want to start a fight…. And the last time he spoke to his parents about it apparently there’s been some mix ups and so they need to sort thru what’s his etc. (CONT’d in comments)

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I got laid off very recently. The workload ran dry many months ago and have asked for more work constantly. I’d either get something that’d last a day or two or nothing. When I was in my final meeting, the Partner who hired me (He’s a tax/HR partner) said that besides the really light workload, I made some mistakes on entries. No one had ever given me feedback on anything so I’m not sure how that came up. My manager was very uninvolved during my time there and was just very hands off. Thoughts?

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Ladies, cashapp your work husband $200 for lunch.

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I have my Masters in HR and my PHR but I don't think HR is for me, or I may not have the confidence for this role. I want to quit my job and live off my savings which can hold me over about 6 months, but then what??

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Dystopian versions of reality shows:

- Big Brother: the houseguests on the losing team for this challenge get sent to Room 101

- Love it or List it: we’re getting a divorce because this whole experience sucked

- Lego Masters: build a moving model of your most traumatic experience

- Naked and Afraid: Donald Trump and Rosie O’Donald have 5 days to make it from Newark to Trump Tower

- Maury Povich: no notable changes

- Deadliest Catch: The fleet trolls the Pacific Garbage Patch

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