So this guy messages me off here from Oracle, originally he was messaging me to talk about my boyfriends position because he wanted to leave his job, mind you he’s only been there 6 months. He messages me and asks if I want a position with them, it’s a 6 figure position for 100k with 15k bonus and stock options. He’s telling me I need to wear pencil skirts and 4-5 inch heels and will be with him when meeting clients &getting drinks after. Helping him out with things he doesn’t want to do himself

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OMG, is it the same 29yr old Oracle guy who flexes about being 6'1
He is also in Product Management 😂🤣😂

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Knowing Oracle, there are likely dozens of them floating around here that you can't differentiate from.

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Larry Ellison was messaging you?

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3 months down the road I’m going to be buried in a shallow grave in the Mediterranean

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Can I just say pencil skirts and 4-5 inch heels is the most boring fetish to impose on someone without their consent lol. It was the same thing when he messaged me. Like of all the things. At least start dropping hints you wish I had tentacles if you’re not going to let me voluntarily opt in

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Omg! Did I just enter Corporate Craigslist? What a creep! But why did you keep it going?

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I ended it. It got really boring and he kept asking over and over about weird stuff. Wanted pictures of me in leggings etc.

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Like book hotel flights etc etc. Telling me he’s going on a 4 week vacation in August and that they get 8 weeks off a year. You get "5 days per illness" and PTO has no actual requirement for when you need to put it in. Also sent me a picture of himself and told me the dating scene in arizona is bad and showed me his bumble pictures. Wants to be good friends and have me work with him. Is this guy desperate for friends or does he think I’m stupid?

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Probably thinks that you are an idiot

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…. This ain’t it. Pencil skirts and heel length feels like someone looking to fulfill a fetish. Are you asking if this is legit? If so… def run

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Love this and omg just saw the screen shots below. The audacity is something else - I’m screaming 💀

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WTF this is scary and creepyyyyyy. Ladies be safe out there

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I’ve talked to this guy too. Exact same conversations 😂

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Omg this guy has messaged me too and he pretended that I was this woman at his job that he has a thing for. Like he suddenly started saying “you just left for the day.” 🤣🤣

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Is there gonna be a Netflix special about this in a month?

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I've also talked to a creepy guy from Oracle 😂

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I wonder if they all hang out together and one day just all decided to talk about their fetishes at oracle

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😂😂😂 I think I've talked to that oracle guy.

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Also this screenshot was reported and taken down. I literally fought with support to put it back up

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I can’t figure if this is on par with the married Deloitte guy or the engaged Attorney.

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Say yes, tell him to email you the job description then you'll send pics, then report him to Oracle HR for harassment

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Do you mind posting some screen shots? Really curious about this tone 🤣🤣

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is this real life? 😂

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Wth. I’m sorry this happened to you and glad you ended the conversation!

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Andddd you have a boyfriend? 🤔

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Your point? I told him

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🤮🤮🤮

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How has FB not blocked him? I'm almost banned for saying mildly taunting things about people wanting anti vax mandates and anti mask mandates

I blocked Oracle for a month from this 🍚 this week but I’m not sure if it’s the same person.

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