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So this guy shot himself in the dick yesterday

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Dm for VMware

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Venting: My SO is unemployed due to COVID and I’m working 60 hours a week lately. SO is mad that I spend so much time working and it’s creating a lot of tension and I’m about to be over it. I don’t think my SO ever noticed how much I work and I don’t feel like explaining it. I like my job and what I do. I’m just frustrated.

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Hey can I get 11 like to activate dm.

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is it normal for a recruiter to ignore your email and attempt at calling her to follow up on an interview? what did I do to not even get a rejection :(

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Welp just cold applied for an S&O role. Wish me luck!

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Confession: I’ve secretly been taping a photo of David Hasselhoff in random locations of my office for a year.

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Just pulled a muscle in my neck taking a shower. RIP my mid twenties.

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Planning to invest in I-Bonds before the end of April to get the 7% rate and hopefully -9% projected rate change in May. I’ve never done it before, am I missing anything?

1. Can’t access for 1 year - does this mean exactly 1 year later I can transfer back to my bank?

2. Give up last 3 months of returns if accessed before 5 years

3. $10k limit so looking at roughly $600 return given the loss of 3 months, taxes, etc - does this seem right?

Anything else to consider?

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can someone explain how ACN's stock options work? why does ~$95-105 come out of my paycheck, but number of shares doesn't change? trolls, hold your dicks, I'm not interested in your "d'oh" responses.

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Investment banking analyst here trying to lateral into consulting / MBB given the hiring pickup... is this unrealistic for someone "experienced" with my background? Am I basically ruled out at the resume screen?

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Applied for Pakistani Visa - am a US citizen but was born in India , just want to go see and visit Pakistan, the embassy keeps sending me emails and asking me for information on my relatives in Pakistan- have responded multiple times I have none - and now they sent a nasty email saying provide information or your application will be cancelled - any suggestions on what to do here

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Really paranoid that im going to get laid off and id be screwed big time. Received a 30k signing bonus last May which only came out to around 20k after taxes, yet id have to pay back the entire 30k if

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My parents from India are planning to visit ? Any idea which airlines are currently flying people with tourist visa from India to USA ?

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Can you cash out your remaining PTO when you leave PwC? Or are you going to lose it?

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Are you prioritizing self-care this summer? How?

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should I attend this upcoming firm sponsored holiday event in the D.C. area?

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I’m losing all hope. I’ve been actively applying and interviewing for 8 months now. 3 final round interviews that I was turned away from. Now I’m running out of companies to apply for / people to refer me etc. I seriously don’t know what to do. Is it possible I am just stuck for a while now? I don’t like my industry so the hope of a recruiter reaching out based off my current work experience is worthless because I’m trying to slightly pivot to and ops type role at a start up. HELP

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I had my H1-B visa interview where the officer approved my visa and told me to expect stamped passport back in 2 business days. It’s been over 5 business days now and I haven’t heard back. When I try to check visa status online, it says that case is undergoing admin processing and was last updated the day I interviewed. Anyone been through a similar situation? Any pointers on what I can do to get an update on passport?

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130,000 deaths, pulling out of the WHO, and the president is worried about Harvard putting their classes online saying “They ought to be ashamed of themselves” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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