So this random undergrad (his comments in the chat are the ones with the pronouns and his name hidden by a brown marker) reached out to me for help with the Microsoft interview process on LinkedIn, and tells me to go look at his profile when I asked him about his work experience 🤦‍♂️
Funny part is he isn’t even from the Ivy League or a top engineering school so where this arrogance comes from baffles me

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You two are talking past each other. He thinks you're answering the question "how do I do an interview ELI5" and you're answering "what's unique about interviews with this org"

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OP you are too nice. I would just say yeah that’s no different, you will get the job offer once you walk into the room 😂

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Lol this kid is a Freshman and demanded I put in a recommendation for a junior internship, on his experience apart from a long of list of startups on his profile that I can’t validate, he had nothing else to talk about so he got very defensive with the work experience question, but like I said that’s the most common question he is going to get from anyone anywhere

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… he’s probably never interviewed before. Wouldn’t it make sense for you to advise him? Isn’t that what he reached out for? 🤔

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Super cringe! You gotta hate those pathetic arrogant losers. They're a bunch of nobodys, with so little EQ, I'll be astounded if one receives a return offer following an internship conclusion. Don't waste your time, or do them a favor and roast the hell out of them (I've done that to a few).

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Wow. You're a condescending jerk. The reason why we have to upload our resume then manually fill it out in triplicate.

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OM1 doesn’t know how to read

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Gen Z for ya

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EY1 it’s not unique to Gen Z, I’ve seen that behaviour from Millennials as well, I’m sure when Gen Alpha is about to enter the workforce you’ll be thinking the same about them lol 😂

But did you go look at his profile tho 👀😂

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PM1 - From my observation, the current climate in US schools is that in order to be inclusive, they give medals and certificates for just about everything. Perfect attendance awards are passed out every year. Competition is a bad word. The result is a huge population of adults that feel entitled to positions and salaries they haven’t earned.

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You can go look at my profile. If you want.

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You can refer me if you would like OP

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You need to invite OP to your profile first.

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I see why you're taking it the way you are but I honestly think they might just be confused. Definitely seems like a non native speaker.

Tbh though, wouldn't stress about it too much. Worse come to worst it'll be a learning experience for the next interview.

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I’m not even trying to be a jerk but, does he speak English? He seems completely lost and aloof

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As an ESL speaker I’ll say it: he sounds way too confused to have either a good grasp on the English language or half a clue of how to socialize in vaguely professional situations. At this point he has no one to blame but himself. You think my immigrant ass had “interview training” like tf?!

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It’s going to break his heart if he’s on this app and sees this post

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Lol true

Youngsters these days! Ha

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