So uh what are the chances of special bonuses again this year? 😭

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Man this gets asked nearly every day. Are people really this tone-deaf? Either search the thread history or just relax. We’re heading towards a recession, and special bonuses are called special for a reason.

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Y’all gone ask this question everyday huh?

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Very low… we’re probably going to be in recession.

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Lol

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I actually don’t think it’s that far fetched given the continued hiring war, particularly among top firms.

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If the market conditions were different I would agree with you. But given where we are that there is not as much work to go around (capm associate) I would find the likelihood of that happening to be very low.

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