So… what’s your body count? Add in age and gender

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1,38M. High school love, been married for 11 yrs and it will be all for us..

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1, 30 M. Also happily married for 3 years

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1, 45F, married for 18years, known him since 1st year of University. Feeling very fortunate and grateful looking at the stats here!

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Respect

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Stop referring to people you’ve been intimate with in terms of corpses.

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I’m very sex positive. But agree that the words “body count” just don’t sit well. Go have all the (consensual, safe) fun. Just remember that these are people and you are sharing an intimate moment.

420, 69, M😈🧐

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I’ll start - 124, 25 year old male

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Stopped counting a long time ago.
I’d guess 100+
39F

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19 men, 34F

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So wyd on this fine afternoon weekend

I once went to a 1500-person gay bubble orgy at an abandoned coffin factory converted to a massive sauna in Vienna, and they passed me around that room like a bong lmaoo. ~320 Ms, 18-95yo. M24.

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Hope you got tested after.

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29M, 11 women, 18 men

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Rare to find another bi bro here

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2, 29M

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The brutal person/people that reacted “funny” to this comment lol (wasn’t me)

30F. 14 men, 8 women.

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I feel like I forgot how to have sex

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1, 30M

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It's a rare thing! I wouldn't change it for the world.

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28F, 0, because none of them count.

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Convenient! 😂

Honestly, I would never want to be with a lot of women. It means I didn’t have a connection with them. I prefer quality connections versus many ONS or a couple of nights with her.

As a single M, I could careless how many partners my SO has been with either. It doesn’t define the quality of our relationship.

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Yup, you guys are right. I can’t wait to spend with the rest of my life with the perfect girl, someone who’s banged every college dude she ever met, has unprotected sex three times a week, and has a body count of 200+. Pure class!

So.... How insecure are we? Share your bodycount so you can have some validation

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I didn't know it was that common

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1, 35 male, 2 kids

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C2 in here mad at anyone that has been with more people 😂. Don’t judge others and their circumstances. Low body count and happy? Great. High body count and happy? Great.

28M - 7 women

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Dude idk what their problem is!! Annoyed the heck out of me with their self righteousness

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4, 27F (was very picky with who I sleep with)

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What is, BDE1?

0. 31F. Saving myself for the one, where are you 😭

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The numbers are the same-no difference. Selective.

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