So whenever I hear Elton John perform Benny and the Jets I sing it like I’m Biz Markie. I’ll always cherish the memory of the first time I played Pickin Boogers for my kids. I don’t think 2022 rap acts can get away with that kind of silliness.

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Comparing one of the best musicians of our generation to “2022 rap” isn’t exactly apples to apples.

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