So…I guess McKinsey is becoming the Slytherin of the consulting world? Does that make BCG Hogwarts and Bain Hufflepuff? Who the f is Ravenclaw???

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I’m sorry - do you think Hogwarts is one of the four houses?

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I’m sorry - do you think Hogwarts isn’t?

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I haven’t even read Lord of the Rings but still I know that Hogwarts isn’t one of the four houses

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I see what you did there

Way to blow multiple references in one post. Nice job “data scientist“

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Accenture are the Squibs

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Ravenclaw — Kearney (it’s actually fitting when you think about it)

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*Dobby before end of Chamber of Secrets ;)

BCG is Gryffindor ‼️

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Ravenclaw more like.

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Becoming???

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McKinsey is slytherin. Bain is also slytherin, but more slick/presentable. Bcg is ravenclaw.

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BCG is Ravenclaw and Bain is Durmsttang academy

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Spot on🤣

Unfortunately I feel like we have to be Slytherin as well due to RIF planning

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You don’t get any house Muggle. Nice try.

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