Some lady was unloading house plants from her car and my dog peed on them.

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Better than on her.

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Why did you let your dog pee on her plants? That’s rude

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Is this a euphemism for something?

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Guys, this is called “confessions.” Not acts of virtuous certainty. It happened quickly. The lady was busy digging around in her car. Let’s move on.

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Gross. Grow up and pull you dog off or at least tell her what happened. You are why dog people have a bad rep in some cities. You.

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Situational awareness is a big part of having a dog. Did you say anything to her?

Of course not.

Ah, your furbaby christened it... how nice of a/he. Move along, nothing to see here 🤣🐾🐶

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