Some student told me he brushed his teeth.

So what did I do?

I gave him a job.

Because that’s what heroes deserve.

Sure, it was an unpaid internship that lasted a week, but hey - now I’m a hero, too.

When I fired that intern (since all he did was brush all day), I told him that Colgate max white is pretty good.

And he left with tears.
Tears of joy (I think).

Agree?

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Disagree.

I prefer people who don’t brush their teeth.

They go against the status quo.

Now my office smells.

Sacrifices must be made.

Thoughts?

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Smart move. You could also cut back on cleaning costs too by just leaving trash sitting around since the office smells either way.

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