Somebody just threw a jar of
mayonnaise at me.

I was like: "What the Hellman!"

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Took me a minute to Ketchup.

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Took me a minute to relish what you said

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How rude. Hopefully that person finds some inner peas 🙏

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I was supposed to travel but a few hiccups rn so will travel as soon as it resolves. Will show you pics 😁😝
Have fun with your fam 🥰🤍

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That mustard been horrifying

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Everyone, please, please, please, practice safe eating. Use condiments!

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HR is going to be jalapeño business

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You’re all encurryaging OP

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In Heinz-ight, it wasn't the best

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SM’s got jokes 😅

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nice

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East coast joke, not the Best,

You throw hands and Duke it out?

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