Somehow my body knows when my first meeting of the day is, and my intestines always call in a conflicting emergency meeting five minutes before.

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Easy come, easy go. Good to keep the system clean and fleshed out

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Own it. Call in to the other meeting, go off mute, rip a big one, and then go back on mute. Assert dominance.

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I love that feeling. Though slow down on the caffeine intake buddy ☕️

The anticipation gets the 💩💦 flowing

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