Someone in audit brought some sort of escort/prostitute as their holiday party date and OMG it made my night.

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Don't go cheap. Got it.

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Asking, for a friend.

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If you're going to bring an escort - at least go upmarket!!

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Bring a platonic friend! Smh. I brought guy friends with me on multiple office parties till the SO became a thing.

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Maybe it was a ploy to get noticed? Convince a friend to dress like a hooker?

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cowboys for angels, (if any straight ladies are interested in escort services) has an interesting show on showtime... havent tried it myself, but im sure its not just guys bringing escorts to holiday parties 😝

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Nope, different city. Apparently the audit people are desperate everywhere.

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So this happened once before... plot twist it was a real girlfriend who dressed extremely trashy... they got married and he quit 😳

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Lol what a legend

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How can you tell though?

Very very obvious, to where I overheard multiple groups of people discussing. Stripper heels, wig, highly inappropriate dress.

ATL??

A2, why pay for an escort at all? No shame in going solo.

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Absolutely no shame - but if you don't want to go solo, and haven't got other options....

@OP Tampa?

@p1 Nope.

Oops, that's to consultant 34.

Boston?

Maybe she wasn't an escort. Maybe she was a tinder/bumble/hinge/whatever date who agreed to go along with him for the free booze and a good time.

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