Someone really asked if they could expense their puke💀

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Say it was the client

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This is the way

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I would totally absorb that cost if this person comes clean to me and asks for help. Would be funny and a life long story to tell and bust their chops with

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^This is officially Reddit.

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Incredible.

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I would pay money to be a fly on the wall during the conversation with the partner this gets charged to.

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These are the same twats that ask us to pay for their home WiFi and meals at home. Not surprised.

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Nah, same industry though

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How dumb do you have to be with your booze that you puke in an Uber

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I get car sick… I can puke in an Uber without booze 😅

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Uber receipt doesn’t show cleaning fee so just say it was peak hours if they question the high price

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My brother in Christ.

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Did you puke? Yes
Do you have to tell the honest-to-God reason why you puked? No

If you want to try to expense it, blame it on food poisoning. If it sticks, it sticks. If not, you tried.

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They’re not?

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Doesn’t it all get wrapped up as one bill?

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Pretty sure in my earlier years I ghost puked in a cab after a post-Red Sox game bar crawl with the team, but never got charged. I don’t fully recall.

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Y'all wildin'

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Tell the partner that the driver swerved a lot and made you motion sick when you've already had a lot to drink

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I got lucky. Puked in a Lyft during a conference but thanks to mask mandate the mask muffled the sound. Never got charged.

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Shrug, I’d expense it

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Wow it’s gone up. It use to only be $85… this was back when I had my first drink…

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Inflation

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The receipt doesn't show cleaning fee until you click on the mobile app. The send you a notification and email

You can expense saying you live far + surge pricing lol

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Lol I’ve seen this happen before

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I would not want that information getting out

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Is your reputation not worth $150??

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What’s worse, being a nobody? Or, being known as the Uber Puker?

They say there is no such thing as bad publicity, just ask McKinsey.

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If your company doesn't request itemized receipts 🤷🏾‍♀️

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But also get a grip why are you ever drinking to that point at any work related activity?? Just messy

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