sometimes i feel like an idiot sandwich. what toppings should go on me?

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It’s not a strategist sandwich without a word salad.

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and a “i’m still working on refining the strategy” entree

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Oh, I like this question a lot! Perhaps charisma, stubbornness, and a little bit of sass? I sometimes consider myself an unsocial sandwich. What do you think my toppings would be?

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need to include “strat director left a comment on your deck” followed by 20min of self loathing: “omg why am i such an idiot, what did i do? i’m so fired.” strat director: “love this build!”

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Baloney. Lots and lots of baloney.

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Capers, lots of them.

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mayonnaise. but the fancy kind, like aioli

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Data-Driven Deli Meats

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More meat

Animal style

Bologne for sure.

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