Sometimes I go in stalls to pee so I can check my phone at the same time without being judged

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So sad you feel guilty for pulling out your cell phone. I pull out my cell and if it's the SM OR PARTNER in they look me dead in the face I continue go on.about my business. I pulled my cellphone out for reason call, email, text whatever. Just be natural.

However I do not sit on my cell for extended period of time. Just use it.

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I pee sitting down 90% of the time so I can spend 5 minutes on my phone.

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Never ever pee in the urinals, that splatter 😷

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^ Do that at the urinal :).

Yeah. I also respond to messages. No fucks given.

^shit doesn't fuck up your shoes. It is good time to decompress, even if someone is shitting in the stall beside you

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