Sometimes I just like to pretend I’m a high school kid with no real responsibilities or obligations 🤷🏻‍♀️

About to kill 2-3 hours of my day!

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Deloitte's AIP Strategy Next Year:

We heard your concerns last year around bonuses and have decided to provide you all with an extra 10,000 Simeoleons* this year. We want your (Sims) Family to have a little something extra for all your hard work to make this a strong performance year for the Firm. It's just our way of saying 'Thank You'.

*Must be repaid to Firm if you leave within 2 years of receipt.

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lololol love this reference

Sims4 is better!

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Yup I love this one! 😂💁‍♀️

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