Sometimes in my leadership meetings I want to jump up and yell “PEOPLE OVER PROFITS. Anarchy! Anarchy!” and see what happens. They’ll think I’m joking but then I’ll jump on the table and start yelling “Too legit. Too legit 2 quit” while doing the running man and use my foot to close everyone’s lap top.

Ps. I really wanted to post this on LinkedIn.

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Your aura glows warm through my mobile device. I feel considered. Loved even. Thank you for the humanity in such a cold and sterile environment. Also: Please don’t hurt em.

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The last time someone did this I choked on my martini and ruined my lunch of caviar and the dreams of ambitious young people. Thank god we had the trap door to the mailroom installed as a fail safe against these intrusions.

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Big ole glass of “I love advertising but advertising doesn’t love me”

YES! We the people believe in your vision for the betterment of the world!

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Do it

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I suspect someone will leap up and say without profit there isn’t any people!

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Now I want to work at Publicis Sapient just so I can see this go down in real time.

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I don’t work there anymore. Got fired for following through on my vision. #JK.

But for real, I don’t work there anymore. I just haven’t updated my profile. 😈

I can say with zero sarcasm that this is not the worst idea. It wouldn’t even be the worst thing I’ve seen go down in a boardroom

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HAHAHA I feel like you should do it. I can relate.

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SOLIDARITY!!

I say it and everyone nods and moves on.

Gotta add the running man part.

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LOL can you imagine?? I'd love it, but pretty sure everyone would think you're crazy

Everyone already thinks I’m crazy for working in this industry.

Hey where do you work ima come start a union

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