SpongeBob memes are the superior meme format.

Fight me.

(I’m so tired)

How many 3 day embryos to transfer ? My re wants to transfer only 2.

My husband and I are going through our 2nd cycle. He initially asked me to allow his sister to administer my injections because she’s a nurse and I refused. I don’t like depending on people when I am capable of doing things myself. This is taking an emotional toll on me already, but I don’t want him to feel like I’m refusing his help and excluding him from the process, because I won’t take his suggestion. How do I get him to understand?

Who is looking for a new sales opportunity?
I have openings on our sales team. High intensity environment, startup culture. Great for someone looking to build new skill sets or recent grad looking to move into sales. Holding brief 10 minute calls to go over more details. $60K base, full benefits, uncapped commission. Must be NY based. Comment if you’d like a DM to discuss more

What are the health benefits, maternity/paternity benefits given at kyndryl?
Any WFH or other allowances in addition to CTC mentioned during interview process?

Poll: Is it ok for TCVa to put "ex-Google" in their LinkedIn title? Saw a former contractor do this and cringed.

Has anyone been able to get prescribed anti-depressants during COVID? I’m struggling so much right but not sure how this will work out with telemedicine, etc. I don’t have a primary therapist.

How would you respond if you were told no one was getting promotions due to how your organization did in the first quarter, however it’s May 2nd and now you are seeing several promotions on LinkedIn?

Does anyone actually use the Metaverse? I think VR won’t really click until people who use it don’t feel like throwing up after using it

I’m an SAE at a PR firm but would really like to transition into advertising. My last job I worked for advertising agencies to do PR around their campaigns (Adweek, Ad Age , FastCo, Campaign) and was able to speak with a lot CMOS at brands on their strategies, so I feel like it would be a really nice career pivot. My question is does anyone have advice on what level I should apply for at an agency? I have no marketing agency experience and only PR. I’m sure I should aim low but not sure how low

Do you look desperate if you apply to several jobs within the same company? I was recently rejected for a job I REALLY wanted at a well known tech company. And after interviewing there and studying up on the company, I just really want to work there. The positions I'm applying for are definitely still within my wheelhouse. But will I just look too desperate to their in-house talent team to be considered?

which breed(s) do not develop separation anxiety when left alone for approx 8 hrs of each weekday? can those breeds be litter trained?

Need advice on dating in the region. Any cultural dos and don’ts? or is it regular dating?

Do I need to learn SQL when I only use Tableau (and their built in database UI)?

I've been at Apple for 6 months and I'm feeling crushed by imposter syndrome. No one has fired me yet but I feel like everyone is still holding my hand. But maybe that's just how the teams work here. I don't really know how to know if it's just me.

I got a mail from tcs for technical project manager role, I gave them expectation as 40 lpa,she said 30 lpa, should I continue with interview process or first negotiate, I am a Scrum Master with 9.5 years exp.

Looking for a girl who wants to be a good mom. Now accepting applications.

My fit bit showed me that I’m sleeping less than 4.5 hours every night. Which is pretty accurate from when I go to sleep to when I wake up. Gotta love being a lawyer

Just received two counterfeit items from Amazon, and they were incredibly well-done fakes. While convenient, I think I’m done with using Amazon for my shopping

I hate going to my in laws for thanksgiving….

Nothing against them, it’s my anxiety that always creeps up around the holidays knowing that I have to show up.

I have ptsd and it sucks. Not all the time, but man have I been going through something rough. Could be hurting my newest relationship 😔

Honestly I cringe when I read “I got my dream job at the Big4” from new college graduates. Those same ones are the ones on here now complaining heavily about said dream job. 🥴 . Sorry I’m just being honest.

I've made a few very bad mistakes in my life with no way to rectify them... sometimes I feel I don't deserve to live but then again I know I can't do that to my kids... I'm stuck in this cycle.
Can you really forgive yourself?! Can you pull yourself out of guilt of these horrible things you've done & live a peaceful life?!

okay y’all, i need some advice. is it fair to ask someone you’re exclusively dating for more contact when not physically together or better to just end it? i don’t feel comfortable telling someone that because i don’t want to force them and set expectations but i’m starting to lose feelings/interest for this person. this isn’t the first time i’ve felt this; it’s been weeks. MORE BELOW

sometimes i get so nervous about the work week and all the client bs I have to maneuver around that I don’t want to sleep/purposely sleep late. I don’t even know how it helps, but it’s a symptom of my anxiety. Working on it with my therapist. Just wanted to see if anyone else understands what I mean

I got sick for a few days. I recovered but feel depressed and no motivation towards career. How can I get my ambition again

Accidentally left my apartment door ajar… realized it while I was in my front bathroom, peeing, and I heard brand-new Neighbor Guy in the hall. Jumped up mid-stream and verrry softly closed closed my door… Neighbor Guy SLAMMED his in response. 😳😳
(It’s the slam that’s killing me… pretty sure that was meant like, “ Fuck you, you careless, disgusting little URINATOR!” I’m on month two of a two-year lease, so fuck me indeed. 😭)

How do you get over someone?

It’s so freaking heart-breaking to see my child (elementary age) fall sick and be absolutely miserable. He’s just this joyful, innocent, kind, energetic, and excitable bundle of love and is in so much pain and discomfort and my heart is just 😭😭😭😭😭. Grateful it’s just a fever (we hope), and I know some kids (and others) have it so much worse. Be healthy y’all ❤️

Just finished a pathetic workout and feel the need to reward myself. Do I
1) Eat Fresh and deepthroat 4 footlongs
2) Raid Mickey's D
3) Inhale 48 store-brand mozzarella cheesestickers
4) Chipotle

Alt suggests welcome too 🙇🏻🙇🏻‍♀️

I have body image issues. I dropped 32lbs and when I see myself in the mirror I don’t see any difference. Everybody tells me how great I look, but for me there’s absolutely no difference.

Confession question for the men here: what antiperspirant brands and scents are you wearing these days that you'd recommend? Just realized I'm essentially buying the same deodorant brands I was wearing in high school and curious what others recommend these days. TIA!

Does anyone else feel about 2 inches tall when you make a mistake at work?

Being a project manager is like being a referee in a sport where the athletes are mature enough to referee themselves. It's like being a lifeguard at the Olympic swimming finals.