Stakeholders live in a fairy world where everything is achievable by flick of a wand

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My favorite is when they say "it shouldn't take long, it's easy". If it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself???

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I'm astonished by how they think everything is a piece of cake🙄

You couldn't have said it better.

Stakeholders actually live in that world. They just don't realize their magic wands are people 🥴

ugh this is so true it hurts

We need to offer a course for them called "What Is Actually Possible".

Followed by part two: "How Long Things Actually Take"

"Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency on my part."

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