Stand right walk left mother fuckers.

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@pwc1...can I be a girl please though? I like dresses too much. 💁👙

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Thanks boo

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This guy gets it

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👏🏼👏🏼

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Also, don't wander around or come to an abrupt halt. Pretend you're on a highway.

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