Don't even care that I am going to be waking up at ungodly hours and that i'll be running a project for my least favorite client... because I'll be in Chicago baby!
When you're at the office past 7 and feel like dinner should just be served to you on a mother f'in golden platter
Getting back to the travel is like going for a new job. Can't believe I left my child behind again.
Any moms out there? Finding it really tough to work in consulting and be with my kid for only a few hours a day. Luckily I'm local, but not sure how long that will last.
Sure enough, had nightmares of puppy-monkey-baby.
If I sponsor a child for $1 a day, can I take 6 months off work? Serious replies only, please!
Confession: I'm a new mom traveling and nursing my baby (pumping at work). I'm starting to think the reason I still nurse is to leave the 20 person conf room and go sit in a quiet room for 20 mins.
Fuck you Berkeley Missouri police and you Mother fucking speed trap on I-70. Joke is on you I'm here every week so I'll make that court date...
Fresh analyst joins the project. Attempts to school the team on how to do Vegas right. Im just too tired to give a shit on Monday night dinner, so enjoy the spotlight kid.
When your Uber from LGA smells like baby powder and lavender. I guess this is better than it smelling like curry.
Why does everyone in the tax service line look like every kid that was bullied in high school
I feel like a mother f*king zombie.
Feeling like Karate Kid in this hotel bathrobe 🙏🏽
Playing hooky from the office sitting in a park. Kid is running around with a stick pretending it's an airplane. I miss the good ol days.
THERE. IS. A. CHILD. SHRIEKING.
this baby next to me kept smiling at me every time she woke me up from my sleep in the plane. I just couldn't get mad at her innocent smiley face. 😀 #littlethingsinlife
Anyone else want to punch the kid in the face that plays Peter Pan in the Geico commercial?
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Quickest path to partner? I'm thinking the best way to make partner is getting some rich friends to buy work from my firm (formerly IB at a big bank). Thoughts on leveraging my relationships to get ..
Got high af this morning since I’m on PTO today and then got a text that my team needs me to dial in to an important video call in 2 min... wish me luck fam 💀
Need advice - got an interview at a top PE firm for tomorrow morning. Not sure I even want to do PE and I haven’t had time to study any technicals or prepare. Should I just not waste my time at all and cancel the interview? Feeling afraid to embarrass myself
Every time an overweight person walks through the aisle I fervently pray s/he isn't seated next to me. I'm going to hell 😞 #confessions
"Project manager" at the client responds to an email from 3 weeks ago asking for an update. Read the latest email in the chain, dumbass. #notthatdifficult
What are peoples opinions on having Fallon cancelled? I honestly think it’s bs to have it cancelled. Like seriously he was playing a role for a skit... those people that support it need to chill out and get a life.
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