Starting Monday off with
“DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM??”

As a manager, how do you expect your employee to deal with a diffcult customer?

Anyone hiring a Social Media Manager? I just quit my job to escape a very toxic micro aggressive work environment and am open to work!

Hi Fishes ,I am looking for a referral for analyst position in Vmware I have 2 years of experience In IT AND Buisness development skills: Python,Pyspark,office 365,Sales looking for your support

Hi Fishes,

Is there any job opportunity in Accenture for a BA or consultant role with 5.7 years of exp in domain consulting and project management?
Any leads would be much appreciated.

For those of you who went from working at an ad agency to working for Facebook, what was the most challenging aspect of the transition?

How is job stability at C1-Architect level in Wipro. I have 12 years exp and will join for skills as Java Full Stack.

I often wonder why I initially send clients anything since I know they’ll end up asking for the documents over and over throughout the year. It’s K-1 resend season now. Anyone else dealing with the season?

Hi there! In LAX this Friday and Saturday anyone wants to talk about ai let me know doing drinks and maybe dinner with a friend by Santa Monica’s bodega. Cheers!

Wanna know about DICV Organization and EMPLOYEE perks. Any idea / thoughts are much appreciated

Role : Product owner
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Hi,
I received an offer yesterday from JPMC.
I want to know when can I expect details about relocation benefits from HR. He took all the details about relocation 3-4 days before releasing the offer letter.

Will there be a separate relocation benefits email in recent coming days or it will be taken care of at the time of joining?
Thanks

Any PMMs or SPMMs here willing to have a quick informational call to chat careers? I’m considering switching from typical PR agency career path to PMM and want to weigh pros/cons of making the jump, as well as ID the best ways to fill gaps in my knowledge and prepare to apply.

Hey,

What salary should I expect for 2+ years experience in SAP UI5 fiori ? Current ctc-5 fix

"You are paid to be a specialist in this area" - thanks coach...

This was on a conference call with a business partner.

"I am working from home and my kids are able to be at school since it's a private school. I guess that's what white privilege gets us."

Yeah some of us hung up at that point.

I’ve been working at my current job for going on four years now. After COVID I took on a lot of responsibility at work and was given a promotion to senior case manager. I’ve trained several new case managers, took on a lot of responsibilities and I am considered the backbone of my site by my supervisor who works remotely. I’ve tried to ask for a raise on several occasions but I was told that it’s not in the budget every time. What should I do?im 28, should I just take my experience elsewhere?

Shared with me from a former colleague, when he spoke privately to our CD who calls the shots on all our web projects, (my area of expertise) he admitted to having "no new web knowledge since 1997."

“I feel like I’m the stupidest person here”
“You are not stupid. You literally work at one of the top consulting firms in the world”
“I literally got a 6% in one exam during undergrad”
“Well damn I guess you are stupid”

"...likely goes without saying, but obviously we can't..."
– an account director

Translation: "I know it's not my place to say (and everyone knows it) and we'll really have to work hard to get this done (and everyone knows it). But I want to be on record as being against it before there's any whiff of complication or controversy—and before the client has an opportunity to be for or against anything."

Ah... teamwork.

Requester: let me know your availability for a meeting
Me: 10-11am
Req: how about 12:30pm or 5pm?
Me: no

(Meeting ended up at 10:30-10:45am)

Friday the CEO sends out an email proudly proclaiming that the company made $22 billion last year.
Two hours later I am told on our team meeting that the bonus/raise pool is down from last year.
I just have no words.

How does Amazon ask for relocation back if you have signed the agreement with them and left the company before completion of the agreement? Do they send you an email on how to repay the money or they send a letter to your mailing address?
And this whole process takes how many days?

Client: “Why aren’t I getting emails from the Chat Bot service? Didn’t you set this up? Fix it"
Acct Manager: *checks with vendor and client had unsubscribed from emails* 🤦🏻‍♀️

INTERN: Can you voice for me?
CW: Sure... but this script is for a sale that ended last weekend?
INTERN: Yeah I was slammed last week, I’m only getting to it now.

“I want a Gucci sweater.”

😑

Currently a data analytics managers at a tech firm. Looking for referrals to consulting. Have about 5 yoe with some background in internal strategy/operations role. MBB is ideal but realistically Big4 or boutique makes sense. Thanks!

“I always use the default emojis when messaging clients of colour. I don’t want them to think I’m super into being white of anything!”

“Is your mom on FB? I just found a sub-Reddit called ‘Old People On FB’ and it’s great.”

Why are people not good at ending zoom calls? I feel like I’m always the person who throws in the closing statement (I.e, ok well sounds good is that all? Have a nice day! This was helpful thanks Karyn..looks like we’re at top of the hour already) 🤦🏻‍♀️

“What is the Company going to do if people quit because of vaccine mandate?”

Is it a common practice to double deploy consultants ? I.e., bill them 8 hours to client 1 and 2-3 hours at client 2? And do you do that with/without clients knowledge and consent?

Strategist, to clients:
"Those two ideas should make out and have a baby."