Stay positive single 🐠! Today's catch of the day: you πŸ‘ˆ

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I think that's enough bad puns for today

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Thank you OP, thank you. πŸ˜‚

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Wow a nice deloitter

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Keep swimming !!πŸ πŸ¦ˆπŸ³πŸŸπŸ‹πŸ‘πŸ¬

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Mom: have you found anyone at work yet. No, mom, no.

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Nice Deloitters are as rare as sharks.

We aren't rare and have been around a while. We don't bite but many think we do. And perhaps we are getting killed off by those who think we cure cancer. Actually, probably not the last one.

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