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Lmao the husband of someone I work with works there. I’ve met him a few times, but I’m not sure if he remembers since it’s been several years. I actually would have used him except he called me so many times in such a short timeframe that it was ridiculous. And now I don’t think I’d use him 🤷🏼‍♀️

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The caption, I’m dead. Insurance agents and financial planners. I do not have time for your calls. Thx.

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