So I am late to the party and honestly didn’t expect we will go down so much. I have 5k. Any plays on puts? Or just sit out till we stabilize?
What's the best selling and fastest growing cloud in Salesforce? I am considering two AE roles for Marketing cloud and a general SF AE.
Can I get 12 likes to open dm? Please help
Hi pls help me URGENT SUGGESTIONS NEEDED!
I've resigned my current organization and LWD is 4th July, I've got a job offer at australia they're sponsoring 482 visa, and documents are submitted but visa not lodged as of now.
Should I start working for other company here until i receive visa or should I wait for visa only. Few ppl say it's taking longer than usual but few say if it gets processed visa immigration consultant it will be completed in 20days.
Abroad job joining date is 18jul pls hlp
I have 2 offers and unsure which to take.
1. Mid-Market SDR that has 90+ SDRs 52k base 73k OTE.
2. Enterprise BDR less than 10 BDRs in US (Germany Based just breaking into US) 55k Base 75OTE.
What are your thoughts? Please help here haha
Hey, anyone up for going through my resume as I am getting lots and lots of rejections. Not even a single interview. I'll appreciate the help.
A few queries:
1. What is the performance/appraisal cycle in GDS?
2. If one joins in Jan 2022, when will he/she be eligible for the first hike?
3. In which month generally is the bonus payout given to the employees?
Has anyone here worked through and survived their partner’s porn addiction? I thought we had worked passed it but it’s recently resurfaced. I’m absolutely gutted with no answers at this point. I know it’s an addiction and we’ll have ebbs and flows. But I thought I’d have some reprieve for more than a year. I’m just exhausted from it and the consequences it has on our marriage.
What are the things which can help us once we join SAP?
I assume there are many lateral hires here in this bowl. Could you help with a few pointers which could be helpful in the initial few days in the firm?
I am new to Devops, working on Jenkins, Ansible.
Please suggest what all tools should I practice which are trending in market.
I have a friend who has been hooking up with a guy for months... she’s super attached and wants a relationship but he refuses to be exclusive. He has emotional “issues” and I think she wants to fix him. I have expressed some concern about her getting hurt (he’s already hooked up with other girls - she got upset but went back to him). I’m guessing there is nothing else I can do, right?
Getting 2110€/net a month in NL for working as a technician… assembling and testing. I have rotating shifts also. Do you think it’s okay?
What are the next step after H1B petition approval? Do we have to book visa appointment or company does that on our behalf?
A comedian is upon the sea of MBA applicants
Just a reminder that you got this!
Additional Posts in Confession
I got overwhelmed of all information plus the new technology and changes to the audit procedures this busy season to the point that my brain does no longer understand simple workpapers. I already took a leave for a long time and still the same. I cannot easily change job cause I’m tied to a visa. I’m so tired and don’t know what to do.
This is my confessionnnn
On casual dating: Why is it so much easier to sleep with women that have major insecurities? I eventually tell them I’m not looking for anything serious, but they have hope that I change my mind…no
Ikon or epic?
Normally love going out on fridays, but it’s really hard to beat staying in with a good book, glass of wine, and Chinese delivery 😌
Interview in 15 minutes, not able to turn off my anxiety like normal because I’m expecting my partner from my current job to cold call me at any second and I can’t controll that!! Now I’m going to do terrible on the interview!!!!
Was in Fort Lauderdale for a bachelorette this past weekend… I had a man, his wife, and their girlfriend ask me to be their new live in nanny (definitely hinting some sexual favors). He offered me a credit card to use and everything, gonna miss them 😂😂
I think all psychopaths and serial killers should just be sent to an isolated island and they can self eliminate or whatever they want there away from the rest of society. I really don’t understand why we have to pay tax dollars for these people to be fed and live in prison. I don’t want these kinds of people to be let back out into society with the potential to be my neighbors. And I also don’t really need a lecture pls this is just a confession 🙈
They’re not “red flags” they’re “fun facts about me”
Who's your favorite DJ and why is it Illenium? 🤔
The mirror effect.
I’m out for drinks and the individuals next to me are on a first date. It isn’t going well, what to do?🤔🧐
New to Fishbowl?
unlock all discussions on Fishbowl.
There’s literally the first post pinned for the bowl
+1 - the 🧠 hath spoketh
There was a man in my bed when I expected my girlfriend!! I kissed him and cuddled him too
The other woman texted me a photo of my husband and her and said “your husband is a piece of sh*t”. They had been sneaking behind my back for two years. Then since I was shocked and said I needed proof she proceeded to send me the password to his secret email account he kept to stay in touch with her and I read their emails and exchanges. Then I threw up. And left him the next day.
I’m doing great! I left him in 2014. So it’s been over 8 years now and I am way better off. I am living with my boyfriend of five years and we are about to get married and try for a family. I am so happy I was able to work through everything. Went to LOTS of therapy, including EMDR to deal w the trauma because I was having hyper vigilance and just unbelievable amounts of mistrust of others… which makes sense. So, all in all I’m so much better and strangely, being at rock bottom really forced me to dig down deep and be a bit selfish and learn to take care of myself better. I am so much more confident in who I am. And speaking my mind. I am super transparent because lies upon lies just ruined my life. So I refuse to lie and I have faced things I would be afraid to face in the past. Thanks for asking. :-)
I didn’t find out until 3 months after our breakup through her Twitter posts. She was from 2 hours across the state and had just moved for work, so we had different friend groups. She started gaslighting me which led to the eventual breakup (I mean hey, I work for a public accounting firm, I’m good at keeping records and referring back to old messages so I know what I said and didn’t say). It was clear she was manipulating me and not being honest.
Anyway, I never had a Twitter account and she knew this, which is why I’m assuming she was so brazen with it. But while we were dating she would post tweets about sweet things I was doing for her, and then a week or two later make a similar post about somebody else. Eventually in her posts she had started to referring to the things I was doing as “her tinder date” even though we were Facebook official (she deactivated her Facebook account because she claimed was going through mental health issues and didn’t like her own face at that point in time).
In actuality she was actively searching for my replacement while I warmed her bed and we semi-lived together for 3-4 nights a week. The same day she broke up with me and ended our ~8 month relationship she went on another date with a football player that had just graduated college (so 4-5 years younger than I was at the time). She posted on Twitter later that same night after her date on and said “have we just met? It feels like I’ve known you forever” and began the love bombing process all over.
But after I found her Twitter profile, I estimate she went on dates with at least 4 other guys while she was dating and in a committed relationship with me.
He left his Apple Watch and I went through it. He was meeting w his coworker to make out after work 😂😂😂
I was married at 17 and a few weeks after marrying, opened an email of my ex husband that was a craigslist M4M reply. Read "can't wait to have that a** again". I got stuck on the again part. Found out he was closeted, divorced him and life went on but it definitely sucked
My ex was in the military and he flew into my city for an army marathon. He did his event and went to the bar that evening with some girls from his former high school. He called me the day after the race to tell me he was in town. I eventually found out he hung out with these girls bc I follow one on IG. She had posted a group pic which included my ex. When I confronted him, he told me it was no big deal. 🥴
I bumped into them at the mall lol
She posted a pic on IG two weeks after we broke up with a different guy saying how great the past few months had been with her “love” and how she was pregnant with his child