Stuck on a 14 hour flight with this cute air hostess sitting right infront of me! Any opening lines?

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and an erection? You're not giving me a cheeseburger right now.

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Hi, could you review my deck?

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Hello, how are you? Where are you from? Do you like bacon?

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Sorry to break this to you, but she won't sit there for 14h. She'll be busy and come back to her seat for landing.

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Ask her what she does for a living

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I want you to SIT on my big deployment

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"You fly often?"

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Hahaha!! This is hilarious, we bonded over crying babies...3 hours in...it's going good! Will keep you guys posted!!

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Just to give you a perspective..I'm sitting in exit row and she is sitting right infront..both of us facing each other

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Hey baby, I can share my miles with you

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@PwC 1 you the man /woman 😂😂😂

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If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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Omg u guys are fukn hilarious

@PWC2 thank you! I am of the male persuasion

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Associate Principal at a Clearview / Trinity / Putnam boutique firm. Would BCG consider hiring at the PL level given the current hiring push?

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Hello there Fishes!

Help me choose? Working at Deloitte USI as an Analyst, YoE - 2.5, CTC - 13L PA

Three offers -
Bain Capability Network, Associate, yet to get to negotiations, relocation
NowFloats, senior insights role, 48% hike, no relocation
Liquiloans, Strategy and strategic alliances role, 37% hike, no relocation

Or keep looking?

TIA!

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I have a very specific question. I’m traveling to London and I am pumping. The hotel will supply a fridge but not a freezer. They are telling me it is against regulation to freeze my ice packs. Does anyone have a solution that has actually worked?? One time I cried to the hotel manager and they took pity on me and froze the ice packs but I don’t know if that will work again. The hotel is a Hilton.

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Everyone I want to quickly vent about my current time at IBM as a African-American employee. While working here I was provided an opportunity to move within IBM in another department. However, when I spoke to my management they said I could not take that role because " they have not gotten their return on investment from me yet" As months go by I was offered empty promises from my manager that he would help me with this situation at the end of the year. Turns out now my manager is now promoted

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Hi Fishes ,I am looking for a referral for analyst position in Vmware I have 2 years of experience In IT AND Buisness development skills: Python,Pyspark,office 365,Sales looking for your support

What is the best way for a US-licensed attorney to lateral to a position in a big legal market in a different country, e.g. London?

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Hey Chicago. Whatcha got for a copywriter moving your way? Any openings?

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Anyone hiring in Tech? Have about a years experience as an analyst in Tech at a boutique IB in Texas

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Here are some referral tips I’ve learnt from this bowl:

Be specific-do your research before you ask about a company. Know the job/the company you want

Be patient-everyone here is doing a favor (granted there is a referral bonus in most places) but try to maintain their rep especially if they’re giving you an email

Follow up-people like to know how the referral went

For new members looking to DM-dog pics usually do the trick

Anything else ?

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Just thinking about it, why wouldn’t Grant Thornton be excited to join Guidehouse? I bet there isn’t much of a change in benefits or position levels. If anything it will be the same or better. Has anyone from Navigant or Dovel noticed a difference?

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I received a message from a technical recruiter at Facebook for Investigator Role focused on scraping and bot detection. They also mentioned that it will be focused on protecting users, user data and privacy. I would like to schedule a call with them to know more about it because my current work is heavily focused on data protection/security. This will be my first ever experience with a recruiter from Facebook, so any tips on how to approach the conversation are hugely appreciated! Thank you.

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My wife requires a referral in Accenture. I do have a job ID and job post. Please help me in referring her?Accenture

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My role was just eliminated, and I need to replace it quickly. I have a solid lead on a new job but based on the job description I think it’s gonna be a lot less than I was making. I’ve seen people on one of the bowls mention working 2 full time jobs, like in different time zones or countries. Does anyone have any concrete advice on how to start that process? Any guidance is greatly appreciated!

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Hi everyone, I'm looking for opportunities for DevOps engineer role. Azure devops expertise, and good knowledge on aws as well.
I have 3 years of experience in cloud and on prem deployment. Can anyone provide me with referal ?
Location - Delhi NCR, Banglore

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Hi HSBC guys, I need a referral in HSBC. Can anyone please help me

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Any owners of Grand Seiko, what’s your opinion on SBGK007/SBGK005? Any contender watch in this category of a different brand? Currently have Hublot Classic, Panerai Luminor, AP RO, Omega Moonwatch and Tag Monaco in my collection.. Looking for something everyday and not chronograph

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Hi Fishes,

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Total YOE 12.
Working on database development.

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Just got let go and I feel like it’s because I didn’t get along with the “white boys CD club”. They constantly tell me to tone my ideas down and whenever I speak they would just look at their phones.

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Can someone tell me difference between in3 and IN4 . I have 10 YOE and they are offering me IN3 role . I think I am eligible for IN4. I do not wish to work at lower designation while people with less experience are at IN4 . Is it a wise decision?

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Can we ask salary package revision by showing counter offer prior to 1 day joining ?
Will they approve and revise salary ?

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Hi friends

I am currently looking for Data science machine learning positions and i am ready to join immediately and april 7 is my LWD please let me know any positions if available.

Thanks

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Those of you who paid for your own wedding with your spouse (no family contributions), how big was your wedding? And did you regret not making it bigger or smaller? (i.e. you eloped but wish you did a traditional wedding or vice versa)

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What to choose between Gartner and Deloitte USI?
Package is almost same.

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Are data teams generally familiar with the diversity prediction theorem?

See the Netflix’s Prize re Cinematch.

Adding a new source of data with a new model to an existing consumer predictive systems will increase accuracy.

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Head scratcher.

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Hi , I would need your support for being able to DM other folks regarding any opportunity.

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Quote of the week
“There's something so special about a woman who dominates in a man's world. It takes a certain grace, strength, intelligence, fearlessness, and the nerve to never take no for an answer.” - Rihanna

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