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Trump is from New York
Pigeons are from New York
Ipso facto, beeyatch

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Don't insult pigeons like that. They are much better than Trump.

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Over/under five responses before this gets political? Taking the under, btw.

Is this a meme about the debate?

OP’s post said it’s about a client but it’s a perfect analogy for last night

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Sounds like my manager.

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How much would you charge a client with $10 million+ in discretionary fee based?

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