Tag your big 4 company, KPMG is Corrugated Cardboard

Post Photo
likefunny
Posting as :
works at
You are currently posting as works at

Accenture is that footnote at the bottom telling you that it’s OK to just throw everything else out.

likefunnysmart

We're metal food and beverage cans.
Not sexy, gets the job done and you didnt realize how much of us you had in your closet until you clean it out

funny

We’re the necks.

funny

With plastic jugs

Guidehouse is Good’s Disposal Service, where careers are thrown away...

like

KPMG #1

like

Related Posts

Hello, I applied for a controller job and they are considering me. I am currently a senior 3 but jumped firm and took a lower level to get in big 4. I think I can do the job but am freaking out now lol 😂. I am a CPA, I also have an MBA and a CFA , not that the MBA and CFA are relevant. I need help , how hard is the controller work?

like

Looking for a referral in consulting. Anyone who can refer me from Big 4's or MBB or any other tech consulting firms? Can DM you if you are willing to provide me a referral. Thank you!

like

How common is exiting from big4 to MBB? Joined big 4 post mba and still craving mbb! Does it get harder with time as they mostly hire out of school?

like

Hey everyone, I’m looking for some advice with regards to my next career step. Currently in audit and I have opportunities to go for a Valuations role or an FDD role (both big 4). What are the pros and cons of each? (hours and learning opps, not concerned about salary) Not looking to work long term in both and would likely want to transition into an FP&A role in the future. Hoping to jump directly but require modelling experience.

like

Hi all,

Do firms match offers from other Big 4s for campus hires? I’ve received a campus offer from both
KPMG and EY. I’m more interested in the EY offer, but they are paying 3k less than KPMG.

Would it be a bad move to let them know about the other offer and try negotiating? I feel it wont make a difference in the long run, but at the same time I don’t want to leave any money on the table if possible.

Thanks!

KPMG EY PwC Deloitte

likefunny

Time taken to become a partner in any of Big 4's?

As per my knowledge in EY it is 15 to 20 YOE

Does Big 4 hires H1-B transfers for the positions that they originally don’t hire someone for who would go through H1-B lottery?

like

Has anyone heard of Big 4 TAS layoffs lately?

like

Does MBB in particular, McKinsey do case interviews for experienced hires (~4 years experience at big 4/ACN)?

like

Is consulting a prestigious profession in Singapore or SEA more broadly? Are big 4 consulting firms respectable there, like in the UK or US?

like

Is it normal for PPMD to jump around? I feel like I’ve met a few that have spent time as PPMD at different firms or have just recently joined EY from another Big 4/competitor.

like

I've an offer from a company (Big 4), and serving notice period in current company (Again Big 4). In the meanwhile if I apply to other companies, is it a good thing to tell them that I've a offer in hand? So that they can expedite the process and may incline more to provide an offer thinking that I already have one (so one company thinks that good for this money) or is that negative? That company will think why am I looking out even with an offer in hand.

like

Hi Fishes! I hope y’all are having a great weekend. I did my undergraduate with Rotman, 2 YOE in Commercial/Corporate Banking after graduation, and working in Capital Market Team in B4 Consulting as an Experienced Associate. Now in order to break into MBB, I hope to plan ahead and I am working on case interviews. Meanwhile would really hope to get some guidance and suggestions here from current MBBers, or anyone who went from B4 to MBB, anyone is willing to have a ☕️ chat with me? TIA!!!

like

Anyone willing to give referrals to B4/T2/MBB strategy? Currently a strategy consultant at a financial services consultancy in the US, trying to get out of being pigeonholed into financial services and honestly get to market comp - our levels are kind of pathetic with inflation.

like

What is the maximum compensation a Big 4 associate can make?

like

Do people know if the big 4 are all wfh and onboarding that way as well? Or have they started setting return to office dates?

like

How is the growth and exit opportunities for Finance and Shared Services Outsourcing advisory teams in Big 4? My current profile is more towards secondary research and benchmarking (some exposure to outsourcing advisory)? Does it make sense to leave my current role for Finance and SSC team in another big 4?

My Profile:

MBA (tier 2) Senior Analyst KPMG

like

Is there such things as FP&A positions in Big 4? If so, are there better times to make the change than others (I.e. at senior vs manager)? I’m currently in FP&A and looking to work at a Big 4, or another company that offers the ability to move abroad. My current company and many others I know about do not offer the mobility to do so until much later, which is not what I want. Thank you.

like

Is it almost 100% to be released right away when I give the 2 week notice to join other B4 firm? Audit to FDD.

like

How hard is it to make the swap from MM TAS to Big 4?

like

More Posts

Hi Fishes,
I am working in
Citi pune currently and seeking for wfh opportunity.
Kindly clear my ambiguity as I have been told by hr that Publicis Sapient will provide permanent wfh forever. Is this true, as per my surfing this seems fishy ?
Thanks!

funny

Anyone in PwC’s Cyber / FS Risk Group, specifically ERM / Business Process, that would care to chat? I have an offer with this group and would like to talk about projects / culture within the practice.PwC

like

Hi fishes,
I have 3 questions regarding Credit Suisse

1. Do we need to bring our own
laptop to work or CS will provide
same as other companies.
2. I have seen one question that we
cannot invest or trade our money
apart from Hdfc, Icici and kotak
broker, we need to close all account
within 45 days.
3. HR told that you won't get any hike
or annual bonus in this year. You will
be eligible for 2023 dec review.
Please help to answer these questions.

like

I got this f&f from wipro. Can anyone help me with what is WBP- Excess UtilisedWipro Tata Consultancy

Post Photo
like

When I’m online at 10:30 on Sunday night, that doesn’t mean I’m working and you can ping me about some BS that can wait 12 hours until we’re on the clock.

It means I’m watching the Asia open and updating my watchlist for my personal trading account.

Pls fix.

likefunny

How long after bonuses hit should I give my two weeks notice? I have a new job lined up and bonuses will be paid out on Dec. 20th.

like

I work no less than 10hrs/day and my boss just told me to put 8hrs in my time card for the client to see. Not sure if this is ok. Is this normal? Should I not do that?

like

I’ve been working as a data analyst for about 5 years, and I’m wanting to switch careers into SE. I recently finished a python course, and I’m unsure of my next steps. I’ve seen some posts about pros and cons of boot camps or learning additional languages but with my current experience, would either of these be a realistic path to get a job? Or would I need something like an additional degree to get my foot in the door? Any advice is welcome!

like

Any account management processes/docs that are worth sharing?

Question for the young people... What's the go-to shot at a college bar nowadays? Back in my day (15 years ago) Jager bombs were all the rage...are those still a thing?

like

Is this bowl dead? anyone down to do an a/s/l. 40/m/nyc here

Hi All,
As we all wrap up and close for the year, wishing everyone Happy holidays and a successful year ahead!!

like

Opinions? Management now requiring everyone to have 45 billable hrs per week, not including mandatory concepting n pitch work. Most people participating in 2-3 initiatives at same time. Is this normal

like

Elderly account woman who wears flip-flops to work, I want to throw my shoe at you.

like

When I ask my manager for advice about how to do something, he usually just tells me I'll "figure it out yourself." But when it comes down to it, he doesn't help me at all by doing that—he just makes me feel like an idiot. And then when I do figure it out myself and bring the answer back to him, he won't even look at it! He'll just say something like "Oh yeah, thank you," and give me another assignment.

like

This might be too ambiguous to answer, but I want to get better at taking iniative, but I don't know how. I can be pretty shy in work settings. I do things without being told, but I want to go beyond that like start projects etc. Provide more value.

like

Does FI considers counter offer 1 week before joining?
Is it okay to show them the counter offer?

Can some of you experienced folk recommend some good books for rookies? What are your favorites for investment strategies, marketing, selling, etc.?

like

Hi,
What is the general interview questions for 4yrs exp. in Java Spring, Spring boot based stack.

like

What are the best boutiques in 2021 and why?

like

Additional Posts in Consulting Memes

Funny cause it’s true

Post Photo
likefunny

My new response when someone asks what consulting has taught me

Post Photo
likefunny

This is the way.

Post Photo
funnylikeuplifting

It’s Thoughtful Thursday

Post Photo
likefunnysmart

When you have two directors and a partner dictating the direction of a deck

Post Photo
likefunny

Are you good with decks?
Mmm..Yes.
Ok, need this in an hour.
Me:

Post Photo
likefunny

When the person next to you on the plane takes their shoes off and you can smell it while sitting up

Post Photo
likefunny

The real reason why I go to office on Fridays

Post Photo
likefunnysmart

Curious if there are any social media accounts you guys follow for memes. What are some of the funniest ones?

like

Candid pic of my PM

Post Photo
likefunny

Is there a cheaper way to get a raised flower bed? The ones I found online at easily $50+. I wanna grow veggies to save money, not to waste money on growing veggies.

like

Shout out to the person who successfully did this recently

Post Photo
likefunny

Pulling all-nighters be like:

Post Photo
likehelpfulfunny

You civilians don’t know the first thing about skating.

Post Photo
likefunny

Day 1 at a new client

Post Photo
likefunnyuplifting

Try not to be too jelly 😎

Post Photo
likefunnyhelpful

So many reasons....

Post Photo
likefunny

The new Teams anthem 🎵🎶

Post Photo
funnylikesmart